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Roll To Dodge / Re: Gunfight in the Saloon (Round 2)
« on: January 10, 2014, 12:24:07 pm »
I still say Tiruin is the renegade.
I believe the Renegade is underpowered at the moment and I'm quite open to ask for a minor edition to that role despite me being a player in game (yeah yeah personal disadvantage whatever :I).
Right...disadvantage...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Ghost
« on: January 10, 2014, 12:23:28 pm »
Hope the dead guys get a turn soonish as well.

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"Will shut up. Shut up, shut up. I'm alright with beong verbally abused but I will not stand anyone else receving that treatment."
[To: Kyle] <It's a plan.>

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Oh the horror the horror. How coold I heve been worng aboot a bililogical process. How deer I parfone teh sacred scientific institution on a forum game where som guy has magical raep powers.
He doesn't have rape powers, he has fertility powers.

((Man, am I glad that I'm missing all the drama. Also, I hope that Not!Selina is not defeated with the power of friendship, because that'd be lame.))
((But it is like, clearly the most reasonable option here :P ))
Eh, I like Will's "Break Not-Selina and remake her to be less murderous" plan.

And also giving her a body that isn't superhuman.

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Me at K8: Switch to healing Lukinator.
Me at I4: Be surprised at existence. If I continue to exist after this epiphany, begin healing Greenstarfanatic.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Rumble IC
« on: January 10, 2014, 12:07:27 pm »
"Level it? How?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Lone Isle RPG: The return
« on: January 10, 2014, 12:07:07 pm »
"You've got the closest thing to a formal education here. Well, I won't discount the thought that the preistess and the herbalist are learned as well."
"Are you implying that education makes people discriminate based on income?"

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"Now, now. I buy the drinks for the pretty girls not the otger way around."
Krom considers pointing out that that is precisely what she proposed.

[glow=navy]"...I might suffer you to buy me a drink...

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And that makes two half humans due to Kyle.
There. Canon. How long does layar gestation last?

Fuck I completely forgot that was his text! I thought it was some sort of secret lovechild between Anima and Richard :P
And now we need to edit the shipping poll again.

((Bitch do you want the rain to be beetles))
((Why not water that infects substances and spreads up to 20 feet, transmuting infected substances into more water?))
What's wrong with normal water?
Oh, and that second one would cause an unstoppable waterpocalypse.

((Hey
Hey guys
You remember TA, right))
Yup.

Hey.
Hey, guys.
You remember the OOC thread, right?
Use it.

((Random question, what's Kyle's power?))
It used to be wind magic, but now he has personas instead.
Also, he's good with making high-tech stuff. Powered armor, lasers, etc.

<The fcuk is a Shadow?>
Persona thing. Sort of your id, but not exactly.

<And what is a person but mental processes? It's more like being racist only the marked difference is that the person was born from trauma and not meiosis.>
Meiosis creates gametes, not people. People are created by...well, depends on what you consider a person.
Zygote: Coitus.
Fetus: Growth.
Baby: Birth.
Being capable of having and expressing opinions: Development.
???: Probably not meiosis.

Let me put it this way. If meiosis creates people, masturbation is on par with the Holocaust.


I wonder how Luna will react to Will's statements...

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Selina goes and checks a computer for Angel, her plan getting close to starting.
There's a good bit. Three major incidents in the recent past. Grandiose, a battle between Amy Hart and a few IRIS agents which ended up causing billions in property damage including severe damage to the Golden Gate bridge, and a woman called Murder Night using a sort of shadowy companion that seems to eat souls (along with  a small army, but that's usually glossed over except to mention the few magic-users in said army) to take over a good bit of Africa. There are also littler things, relatively petty magical criminals, destructive magicians trying to follow in the footsteps of Dr. Strange or Superman, stuff like that. People worldwide are reacting, in different ways.
Some are fine with just letting it be unrestricted, like any human ability. Others want registration, so we know who all the people with magic are. Some want more extreme measures--banning use of magic, some even wanting to imprison or execute everyone with magic. The US is pretty much the only country to have acted yet, with a general ban on magic, but the law's definition of magic is...clumsy, shall we say. It doesn't really solve the problem...not in the least because those who were already planning to commit crimes with magic don't feel particularly threatened by the new law.

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"YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER TO ME!!! YOU WERE STILL HOLDING HER AND..." Conny runs down to find the baby in total trepidation!
Will steps from his hiding place from which he dispensed advice a couple minutes ago.
"Kyle, if you don't give the baby up for adoption, or at least have someone responsible like Maria's mother take care of her, I swear to god that you will be punished for any and every bit of negligence you inflict on her."
He punches Kyle.
"Shape up."

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Meme helps Momo out and draws some of her own pictures.
Momo seems to be happy.

"Because I thought it was Richard, DR, or Abraxas come to kill me. So, trap them in, then get Selina's body to stab them in the heart as I release them back, killing them. Now leave me in peace so I won't make plans to kill you for sealing me AGAIN! After I kill Richard, go right ahead." Shes clearly ready to become the monster shes seen as.
"...I felt something ominous. Kyle, please tell me it was just you and Conny being terrible parents again."

Not!Selina then does the equivalent of a banshee's wail over the bracelets.
Will promptly removes his bracelet, then replaces it several seconds after it finishes.
[To: All but Selina/Luna] <Not!Selina has gone rogue. In case that wasn't obvious. I'm going in, seeing if I can break her spirit. In case that fails, someone call a world-class psychiatrist.>

<I tied her up. Do you want to see my kid?>
<In other news, Kyle sucks at segues. "Hey, I just tied one of our friends up so her alternate personality can't go psychotic and kill us all. Who wants to see the new baby?">

>The three laws of robotics....intriguing. However, she would not consider herself a robot, hence that wouldn't work.<
<Also, she wasn't a programmed AI, so she wouldn't follow it. Trust me on this; people on my world try that all the freaking time. You would need to modify Not!Selina so that she isn't so much her as an algorithm meant to simulate her, but also being three-laws-compliant.>

>The three laws of robotics....intriguing. However, she would not consider herself a robot, hence that wouldn't work.<
<Given that in nearly every cultural story where those laws are used, they end up being overcome by the robots in question even without an overriding human intelligence to simply ignore them, I would not trust them anyway.>
<That's sad. There's a lot of ways robots can work within the laws and cause chaos. Again, experience. Or news, at least.>

<Hm... She'd probably find both funny and she wouldn't have much on us since we are giving her a good amount of freedom. I say we do both. Oh, and make sure the body feels pain. Maybe instead of actual skin we give her a form of skin that feels pain from things that should cut it but wont break?>
<Why are you encouraging the less pleasant aspects of an unpleasant...being, I suppose. Not physical enough to be a person.>

 
<Rather than a button for features, we could just have it triggered by thought. What else...
Digestive System: Reduce it mostly to just having something destroy what is swallowed. Still need something to substitute as saliva, perhaps sugar water.
Reproductive System: Remove everything not needed for recreation.
Circulatory System: Not needed.
Central Nervous System: Not necessarily needed.
Peripheral Nervous System: Maximize reaction speed. Have a user activated system to make all nerve cells flare up at maximum pain.
Skeletal Structure: Hollow distortions contained in selective antimagic fields.>

<Commentary.
Digestive System: We need something to give her energy, too. Is it possible to have that destroyed food turned into energy?
Reproductive: I say we Barbify her naughty bits. Should make it less embarrassing for Selina when she walks around naked, and you know she will.
Peripheral: Are you sure you want to increase the reaction speed of someone who recently expressed a desire to kill several of us?
Skeletal structure: Similar. Besides, what's wrong with normal types of bones?>

<There's a bunch of other systems, too. Endocrine would be good to include, for instance, to keep her more as we know her. Back home, all attempts to transfer human intelligence to artificial bodies failed until they included endocrine simulators. I'd add a respiratory system, for the same reason I wouldn't increase reaction speed. Something akin to an immune system would be a good idea. Muscles and integument are technically systems, so I'll take this opportunity to suggest they be at or near human averages. Again, making someone who threatened to kill us superhuman is a bad idea.>

<I'd say that the need to eat and breath is a flaw. As is getting impregnated in her case. And bleeding out, heart attacks and blood pressure issues. Brain damage too. Also breaking bones.>
<I'd keep all those, because seriously Luna threatened to kill us.>

<How about external aesthetics? Presumably, it would be similar to Selina but have something superficial to distinguish her. Hair and iris coloration perhaps?>
<I vote that the following changes be implemented:
1. Red eyes.
2. More prominent canines.
3. Removal of all bodily apertures below the waist. Also the belly button.
4. Change her voice. I don't care how, just make it different.>

After doing a lot of coloring, Meme starts feeding Momo and walks around the house while doing so.
Momo still grips the crayon.

<AND THEN YOU ALL GET MAD AT ME AND HAVE CALLED ME A MONSTER ESSENTIALLY FOR TRYING TO HAVE JUST A SCRAP OF FREEDOM TO DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!>
"That's because what you want to do has become a caricature of what you were. But more on that in a bit."
Will is in Selina's mind, talking to Luna.

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<But then you all get Angry at me, FOR TELLING YOU THE FEELINGS OF SOMEONE WHO ISN'T EVEN ME!!!!!!!>
"...Well, duh. It's not your secret to tell."

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<SO WHY NOT BECOME THAT MONSTER IF THATS ALL ANY OF YOU

SEE ME AS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>

"Because that's what will lead to the monster getting slain. You see..."

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She then starts screaming and takes over Selina's body, thrashing against the restraints in complete rage.
"No you don't..." Will begins fighting the control, trying to get Selina's body to remain calm and still.
<I could use a little help here.>
<On it.>
Nuriel appears in Selina's mind as well, also fighting to control her body. Given that she is a demon, used to possessing people, she's probably doing a good job of mitigating the damage.

"Thank you, Nuriel. I should be able to lecture Luna now.

"Look at yourself. At your inception, you were a...well  you were flat as secondary personalities tend to be, but you were interesting. Cunning, unorthodox. But now...look at you. You've devolved into a stereotypical villain, and not the good kind. The kind that mindlessly destroys, kills. The kind heroes put down like rabid dogs and forget about by next month. You've turned yourself from an interesting wrinkle in Selina's character into...a hurdle. Nothing more than that. Moreover, you've destroyed what character you had, becoming one-dimensional. You're just a cruel sadistic bitch now, pathetic and forgettable."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Rumble IC
« on: January 10, 2014, 10:16:35 am »
((Alright.))

Angel looks contemplative.
"...We need to beat up the slime guy, right? Shouldn't we figure out how?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Lone Isle RPG: The return
« on: January 10, 2014, 10:15:39 am »
"No, I think you're the only one with the right to make note of it."
"And what gives me the right?"

"...I'm sorry if I'm depressing you, here. I do tend to ramble on."
"I would not begrudge anyone for speaking unpleasant truths, nor for explaining a topic at length. Both aid in wisdom, far more than one could benefit with his head in the sand."

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I have to agree, you have some very impeccable writing.
I'd read your books.
Sí.
Aye.
Or whatever form you would publish in.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [3.5 DnD] A Kobold Story
« on: January 10, 2014, 10:10:07 am »
Wait, a collar as a ring-slot item? I would have expected that to be more of a necklace.

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Oh MY
Indeed.

((Why?))
Because Not!Selina is a bit of a...feminine domestic canine.


Oh, and since kj agreed, Kyle now impregnates anything female he sleeps with, regardless of if they engaged in coital activities.
Including Tabella.

Having dropped two bombshells...Goodnight.

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((Bye Gold :( ))

Meme giggles as Momo starts to use the crayon, making sure he was comfortable.
((Back I am.))
He seems to be fine.

<I... um... w-w-was it th-there b-b-before...?> Selina has no idea what to do about it...
<Yes, I'm sure that all of your loved ones walked right past it and apathetically forgot. Thought right past it?>

Stella is/was also hugging WIll from his embarrasing incedent
"Thanks. I hope I didn't embarrass Selina too much..."
Above all, Will is thankful that Stella isn't one of those crazy clingy jealous girls.

... Yuri makes tea for everyone. Because why not.
"Thank you, I appreciate it."
Will takes his tea and waits, glancing at his watch every so often. Once it's cooled down, he begins drinking.

"I... we... we're parents... AND SHES SO CUTE!!!" Conny EEE's!!! ANd then hugs Kyle.
Will looks off into the distance, in the middle of teatime.
"I feel a disturbance in the Force...as though Conny shrieked really loudly, which will doubtless give me a headache almost as unpleasant as the vague feeling of dread I have for their child."

"It's... fine. Um, Hello there miss...? It's not nice to ask that before even giving your name you know."
Kyle holds his hand out to Ester.
"On the subject of names, does your child have one yet?"

"Marie it's fine. Nice to meet you miss Ester. Those two are Conny and... my child? I don't know but I suppose it's mine now."
Kyle laughs a bit at the end.
Will sighs. "You inspire me with such confidence in your fathering abilities."

"Aww... That's adorable! Are you going to try for another baby? Is anybody else thinking of having a child?"
"I can't speak for the others, but I have no intention of going for children for a good while, not until I have a steady job and my own house at least. And if anyone else tries...I will dissuade them. And strongly consider disrupting their attempts."

"I suppose if I wanted to I could have a kid with all the women I to and still have a pretty easy life..."
Will glares at Kyle.
"I know that you're not going to, but the way you phrased the statement...you're not ready to take care of a kid until you start planning more for how not to screw up the kid's life than how not to screw up your own."

Suddenly, Will's voice in Ashley's room.
"If you like each other, admit it. It'll be easier on both of you and less annoying for us. And pure heaven for Conny, I'm sure...Contrariwise, if you don't like each other, come out and say it, honestly. It'll be easier if you do, if neither of you is wondering if the other's hiding secret affection for you. And don't get me started on the emergent hell that would come if one of you wants the other but the other can't stand you..."



And now to dispense some nice plotty stuff that there's probably never going to be a good time to do.
<Guys...My mom mentioned stuff about magic in the news. I'm not allowed on the computer or anything, could you guys check?>

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