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"Flattery is appreciated, but it doesn't negate the fact that you implied that I discriminate based on income."

((Screw Gargants, I'll make me a Baneblade. Or a mega-gargant.))

((He probably can't make a Mini-Gargant.))

You could try making sarcastic text Italic every other letter.

That's, um, a lot of work for sarcasm when I could just make it clear through context and occasional indulgences in capslock or a link to a convenient trope (even if it is a bit misused at times).

Wouldn't that be 3/4ths of what he writes?

Hey!

"Um...another contestant, I think."

((Oh fine. I haven't actually planned their personality, you know. If we find them, you lot can control them.))
>Will, quit being so paranoid. Chances are it'll end up being more amicable.<

((...The child is presumably an infant.))
<If raised properly. And it's not paranoia if you have dozens of cases to back it up. Most of those, the children had mothers. Instead, this child will be growing up Hero-knows-where, completely alone most likely. And I'd give it a 50-50 shot that the kid can use fae magic and will be a mechanical genius, probably combining the two. So we definitely don't want him or her gunning for us 15 years down the line.>

Kyle looks at it blankly for a moments before paling considerably, leaning over the kid to protect it from the sun and then walking back to Maria's house.
<Guys, I think I'm about as fertile as Zeus.>

Will sniggers.
<Sorry. Back home, there was a superhero back in the late 1700's named Zeus who famously turned to black magic when he couldn't make a son the normal way, so the name is connected more to infertility than...omnifertility.>
((P.S. I vote that Kyle impregnates any female he sleeps with. Regardless of intercourse occurring.))

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 09, 2014, 04:07:39 pm

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on January 09, 2014, 04:04:55 pm

"Alright, enough. Will, I understand, but you should do something at least to help. Before you ask what I did, I actually went out to buy some hot cocoa for Selina.

Will raises an eyebrow. "I'm not sure what I could do, especially considering that A. most things would be rendered moot by Conny's magic, and B. if certain reports are to be believed, Selina is essentially naked."

"You could have helped me make the soup!" Conny is annoyed that Will won't believe her that Selina was fine!

"Soup which would be completely unneeded if you actually healed Selina!"

<You realize shes asleep because shes very comfortable right? Because she was awake when she got the soup and ate it before settling back in to the comfort of the blankets and sleeping again, hence the happy dreams.>

"Strangely, most people don't spontaneously fall asleep just because they're comfortable; they also need to be tired. Either Selina did a lot of manual labor or made a truck without telling us, she has narcolepsy, or something is wrong with her that you should heal. Actually, the last would be true in the first two cases..."

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 09, 2014, 04:13:22 pm

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on January 09, 2014, 04:08:22 pm

"Blankets in the cupboard next to the toilet and could you grab me a tray?"

Will grabs the tray.
"Not sure what good the blankets will do, since Conny should be curing Selina shortly, but whatever."
After handing the tray to Maria, Will gets a couple blankets and enters Selina's room, eyes closed just in case.
[1] Of course. Dammit Cado!
He trips and falls directly onto Selina. Sure, there's a couple blankets in the way, but she still wakes up. Will freezes, since his power is not immunity to embarrassment.

"AHH!" Selina backs up to the headboard, blushing brightly and kinda freaked out by Will falling on her!

Note to self: That incident was even more hideously embarrassing.
Will apologized once he got to his senses.

<So I did have a baby!? WHAT THE HECK!?!? Kyle and I are PARENTS!?> Conny isn't sure if she should laugh happily, or continue freaking out about the HOW considering her biology.

<If only someone had told you this had probably happened...OH WAIT. Why do you guys ignore me again?>

Meme lets Momo play with the crayons, but makes sure he doesn't try to eat them.

He seems to be trying to draw on the air. He's not very successful, if that's what he's trying.

"Um..." Angel tries to think of a way to say this without sounding crazy.
"Someone else saw you flicker, too, and said he thought he recognized girl-you. Any idea why?"

Angel freezes when Kyle brings her into it.

"...Why would I call them 'undesirables'?"