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>No and we probably shouldn't be asking questions. It's probably not something we want the answer to.<

<Yes, because ignoring potential problems makes them go away, and ignoring potential children is a great way to not get traumatized children swearing revenge on the parents that abandoned them to a life of poverty while they enjoyed one of fame.>

Kyle just winces. He's been wearing a cup in case someone thought to fight dirty for months and this just proved that it was a good investment.
<I'll go look for it if someone can give me a general direction for it.>

<...You were there. How the hell would anyone know better than you where it went?>

>Remind me, why shouldn't I listen to Apep and beat the shit out of Kyle again?<

<He's cute.>


<Has anyone given a second thought to that ball of light that shot out of Conny after she and Kyle...ah, engaged in coital activity?>

<Oh, Angel, Kyle said that when we're older, we should have a threesome together, he said it would be fun. Do you want to? Also, what's a threesome?>

<...>
After a very conspicuous lack of reply, Angel decides to pretend she didn't hear. This illusion is somewhat shattered by the fact that everyone can hear Nuriel mind-giggling for a few minutes afterwards.
<This is going to get very annoying...>

((Possibly until everyone else finishes their repair jobs and/or you accidentally create a rampaging armor plating behemoth.))

1. My avatar is a dragon, more often than...well, not more often than not, but more often than anything else.
2. Fair. (Although I'd argue for non-Christian miracles to be allowed, or at least miracles done by Christian figures other than Jesus.)
3. There are lots of reasons, but regardless, it's a bit unfair to make my character be a big golden D when nowhere on my character sheet does it suggest I am.
4. Fair. Although, to be fair to me, most of that stuff is basically just spice.
5a. I want to, though.
5bi. ...I can already breathe fire. Why would I pick something like that?
5bii. Wouldn't "Firestorm" be more like a rain of fire?

((I was hoping Cado could get online before this got resolved, but eh.))

Will is helped up.
"Thanks."

Maria comes up shortly, with a steaming cup of cocoa and some cookies on a tray.
"Oh my."

Surprise surprise, this makes Will even more embarrassed, which...well, you know the saying "deer in the headlights"? It describes Will's mind right now, at least the parts not yelling at himself for being a deer in the headlights.

"Alright, enough. Will, I understand, but you should do something at least to help. Before you ask what I did, I actually went out to buy some hot cocoa for Selina.

Will raises an eyebrow. "I'm not sure what I could do, especially considering that A. most things would be rendered moot by Conny's magic, and B. if certain reports are to be believed, Selina is essentially naked."