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"I call bullshit, nothing that teaches Italian teaches that quickly or phrases that are useless for practical things like Pervert. Unless you learned curses first and then went to actual useful things like I did."

"[Call] merde [all you lust, I am very (beautiful? good?) at the learning stuff.]"

((Angel will be searching awhile as Elf is asleep.))

((Eh.))

@GWG I think you broke the spoiler.

I blame Pyro.

It crashed on alt-tab just as much in windowed mode. Besides, I'm spending most of that alt-tabbing time writing up the report for the good folks at Einsteinian Roulette.

"Why am I just constantly being cuddled? I'm not even moe. I'm a person who the creator would openly admit to being willing to murder an orphan if it would bring justice."

Will punches him.
"Happy?"

"Rag! Help I need someone to protect me! Or someone to punch Kyle. Either one is nice!"

"Maybe if he complains about how much everyone loves him."

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 05, 2014, 07:37:57 pm

Quote from: GiglameshDespair on January 05, 2014, 07:18:11 pm

Wait, hit dice count as levels? huh. I thought it was just number of class levels + LA, which was the point of LA.

The rules assume you read all of them, including the part where all HD (class level based or no) are added to LA to get ECL.

Ha de-bloody-ha ha. No, I never had cause to check, so I hadn't, and LA being the only LA seemed quite reasonable. I apologise for not being elite pro at this like you.

So, wait, you wanted to play a monstrous character but didn't read the rules for them? Or take 5 seconds to realize that having twice the hit points, BAB, etc, of any other 6th-ish-level character would make them a bit powerful even if it wasn't for the wings, breath weapon, and so forth?

You can become Winged for just a feat, ya know, if you're half-dragon.

Actually, all kobolds can take that feat. Or maybe a different one.

The winged template is homebrew...

Since when is Savage Species homebrew?

Those ladies' armour does not seem very practical.

About par, especially since they seem to be rather un-lady-like. And un-human-like. They're probably magical beings sort of in the shape of barely-clothed women, is what I'm trying to get at.

Not really half if you have three of those templates

Clearly, he is a magical chimera. Like Zelgadis, but scalier.

Alright. Do we have a rogue, yes or no?
And do we have an arcane caster, yes or no?

Because I'll either be a Swift Hunter(Ranger/Scout), or a Warlock Ghost. Probably a Venerable Dragonwrought one(because trolling whippersnappers about the good ol' days five centuries ago is hilarious).

I'm part arcane caster, but I'll be a few levels behind the curve.
(Fear me!)

If anyone wants me to draw their character portraits, I could use the practice, even with reptile kobolds.

Sounds fun. Once I work out what Drakruldus looks like, I'll let you know.

Anyways, since no one seems to have noticed me sneakily slipping it in, Drakruldus the Eventually-To-Be Mystic Theurge (or maybe Geomancer, those looked neat).

And now for some Merry Christmasing.
Races of the Dragon
Sadly, I can't find the Dracomicon.

Selina is confused by the Italian now.

Will is noticed when he:
"Eh, Italian's not that hard to pick up. Or maybe that's just me. By the way, don't take this the wrong way, but thanks for being predictable...[(Possibly? Incidentally?), Joan, you are a bit of a (pervert?). (Shame?) on you.] I need to work on my accent, evidently."

Joan puts it on.

<Bonjour! This is neat~>

<It is. And aren't you Italian, not French? Why are you saying 'Hello' in French?>

Kyle is looking at the booty. He needs the booty. But not now.

"[My (sorrows? regrets?), Joan. I forgot that Kyle is an even (wider? fatter?) (pervert?) than you.] _{I really need to work on this, don't I?}"

"Oh, so I hit the nail on the head? Anyways I want to talk to the prisoners since they probably have intel I want so I don't find that the only logical course of action is killing a bunch of people. But that can wait. Want to go get Italian?"

"...When you get around to interrogating them, I'm coming with."

((Oh no you don't.))

Carl notes the looks Sunan is giving Julia and shifts over towards her.
"How are you today, miss...Julia, you said your name was?"