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Order minons to put up recruitment posters.Spoiler alert: They fail the mission and die of acute ocular staple poisoning.
Well that's fine a dandy but we have already stated multiple times that people apparently love us. It would be a little odd if they suddenly feared/distrusted us.So don't make it sudden. Throw in some very very dangerous people, so people begin wondering if it's worth keeping the good apples despite the rot of the bad apples threatening to cause diseases and stuff.
I would also like to note that (this isn't about bad orders, but gameplay) at least one player here is either a complete idiot or a stooge, and likely both. I'll leave it to the reader to determine who.No offense, mastah, but the likeliest answer is the only player who has sent in any invalid orders, who has done so twice...
"More often than not, you will not meet your foes again if you let them live, either. Moreover, I doubt your claim--and even if not, every member of this group is relatively distinctive...we would accrue enemies quickly if we began wantonly killing people. Their friends, family, quite possibly their lords or employer, probably any students or apprentices...that is quite a number of people to be angering at once.""I would argue quite the opposite, ser. Dead foes rarely come back, and 'tis hard to hunt a shadow. None can speak your name in curses of vengeance with a grinning throat.""Kannii Blueblade. I am a..." she shot a sideways glance at the troll runeuser. "... blade for hire, in a manner of speaking. Feel free to leave your enemies unconscious."Krom returns the glance, and gives Kannii a look when she so nonchallantly implies she will be ignoring the Mira's request. He understood, of course, but that hardly meant he approved.
"Kill when needed, but live foes make for fewer enemies."
"Ah, thank you very much. So, who should we see first? Captian stoneflow sounds closest.""In absence of an argument another way, aye."
"I agree-let us save our moral debates for later. Let us visit this captain first."/color]"Letting such things simmer is rarely ideal."
ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.The variety of grass which corn and other grains grow on is unfamiliar to many people in urban nations.
According to your profile, you're 15. According to mastahcheese's, he's 20. When you are his age, we'll probably have hovergrass.ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GRASS. WE HAD DIRT, AND THAT WAS IT. IT WAS OUR DINNER, OUR TOYBOX, OUR INTERNET, AND OUR ONLY FRIEND.
I AM SAYING THAT GRASS DOES NOT PRODUCE FRUIT AND THAT TREES DO, WHICH MAKES TREES MORE CONVENIENT FOR THE SAYING. ALSO MOST PEOPLE IGNORE GRASS AS IT IS MERELY A DECORATIVE FEATURE AND APPLES ARE A SOURCE OF TASTINESS AND VITTLES. YOU UNGRACEFUL HEATHEN!I am a very grateful heathen, thank you very much.
CORN DOES NOT GROW ON GRASS! CORN EITHER IS A GRASS WHICH FEEDS UPON THE DIRT, OR GROWS ON THE CORN STALK DEPENDING ON IF YOU MEAN THE ENTIRE PLANT OR JUST THE COB! IT IS NOT A PARASITIC LIFE FORM THAT FEEDS UPON PEOPLES LAWN!My that logic, fruit does not grow on trees.
THEN YOU ARE STILL INCORRECT AS THE COB GROWS ON THE CORN STALK, NOT COMMON GRASS!Corn is a very common grass in some areas.
CORN RECEIVES ALL OF IT'S NUTRIENTS FROM THE SOIL THROUGH THE STALK. WHO IS TO SAY IT DOES NOT GROW UPON THE DIRT? MUCH LIKE THE KINGDOM RELIES ON ITS KING TO SURVIVE THROUGH ITS PEASANTS, OF WHICH YOU ARE ONE!By that logic, you grow on the Sun and the corpses of dinosaurs. That's where your energy and nutrients come from.
By that logic, apples do not grow on trees. After all, only one specific kind of tree produces apples.CORN. DOESN'T. GROW. ON.goddamn that shit doesn't grow on treesNo, it just grows on grass.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS!
It is prophetic. Slog will be resurrected as an Oric hand puppet. Goom-Bess will squee.* LordSlowpoke draws a card and throws it on top of the blorble. The blorble is replaced with a hand puppet of Oric.
When you say "page 13" you should probably state on how many posts per page that is, since not everyone uses 50 posts per page like they should.Bah, you 50cist. 15/page is forum default for a reason. And even if it isn't, it's a nice universal.
Not everyone in corn country is a peasant.WHERE ARE MY KERNELS YOU DOUBLE PEASANTWHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!I grew up in corn country--popcorn country, in fact. Trust me, the popped part doesn't grow from the soil.
If I were to join this, I would probably be an Artificer with Ballista Proficiency and Penetrating Shot. Forget all you guys.Ballistae are mobile? And nonflammable?
With a 50% miss chance.Or a Ghost Warlock. YES DEAR GOD YES THAT WOULD BE AMAZING if it worked. Eldritch Glaive effectively has Ghost Touch right?No, but using it counts as casting a spell for most intents and purposes, so you can use it on the Material Plane anyway.
Stab undead!Although it does mean I'll be fighting clerics. Lots and lots of clerics.Someone could play as an evil cleric to use "bolster undead" to make you harder to turn.
WHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!I grew up in corn country--popcorn country, in fact. Trust me, the popped part doesn't grow from the soil.
Try and find a phone or something to call an ambulance. I guess. If you want to just railroad me to the point where everyone can get a proper turn that'd be great.[1] You know, I'm actively trying not to screw you over (at the moment), so...[1] Oh come on.
Mimu keeps crying all the way home, falling asleep in tears before they got to their place.Hogosha keeps trying to comfort her.
