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Wesley gives Krom a good look over."The very same."
"Krom the troll who assisted in the destruction of that one dragon. You know, with the Drow and the Human?"
Unlit torches are just...sticks. And, again, it's not worth taking the time to grab and light the torches, especially since--again--we aren't trained in throwing flaming chunks of wood. Likely as no, we'd end up torching part of the town as part of this scheme for giving an enemy or two a minor penalty to hit for one frikkin' turn....you throw them. You throw them repeatedly, and it gives them a penalty to attack next turn. If they aren't lit, they aren't lit. But don't act like it's automatically a bad idea just because there's something that might go wrong.They're not exactly the best anti-personnel weapons, or better enough than ours to justify the effort required to take them, or better than ours, or anything we know how to use properly, or likely to still be lit after we kill them.Yes, because obviously the Demolisher's themselves can only use their torches to attack buildings, so it only makes sense that their torches woukd be useless against anything else.Quoteperhaps we could use one of the demolishers torches against the barbarians?How? They don't have buildings.
Oh wait...
I was saying this, taunt colossus, take him inside house, burn down house, kill colossus.Yes, that's one of the problems with that plan. Others include:
But seeing as the houses are behind us that may not work.
((Well, it's supposed to be only personalities mirrored thus the reason other Kyle isn't a woman who's a complete idiot.))((Wait, I thought he wasn't a complete idiot because Kyle...never mind.
))Qi looks a Will. "Has nobody told her about the visitor in her kitchen?" sounding slightly shocked.He taps his bracelet. "Telepathy."
"So, is everyone here an asshole or silly? Not asking the asshole.""Said the pot to the kettle. At least I'm not crude with my insults."
Other Kyle points at Will.
The Slayers plot was thought out? They literally just met those guys and then left.They've been on a ship in the middle of the ocean*. What should they be doing? Organizing a game of truth-or-dare?
I've been also attempting an Anima plot, which almost nobody twigged on.You were?
"Why would she trust some random person claiming that I may or may not sleep around?""Selina is an easygoing, more passive person. Seems like mirror-Selina--Mirrorlina? Semirror?--would be a lot more controlling, proactive, and...ah, I see I was wrong on the first edicated guess. Interesting. Given that Selina has, what, four girlfriends and a missing boyfriend, I would have expected her alternate to be more...monogamous."
Nimue shrugs.((Hey, Cado, remember her name? It's the one Tori met in the ICOOC thread, remember?))"How you *yawn* ...be?" Meme smiles at her.
She accepts.
"And I presume your not a stuck up sticky beat with a penchant for Lolita fashion like my Conny.""Nah, she's just a bit stuck-up." Will dodges the inevitable retaliation.
>Conny. You do realise that Anima has deities who'll help her, right?<Defeating gods isn't hard. Even Muskrat Man beat one. Once. And then the man coasted 'til the day he died.>
Either she's dead, or she's trying to take over the world with them in the mirror world.<
>Either way, we will also have to deal with deities in addition to our already powerful mirror counterparts.<I'm hurt. And you're wrong.>
On the plus side, they will have less. Izzy, Richard, Marie, Camille, part of Ashley and Alexander are not originally from this world. Presumably, they do not have mirror counterparts.<
<..Lets not think of what a mirror Meme would be...><An evil elderly dog-man who only eats vegetables?>
"Oh and sometimes I manage to get her really calm and... not evil because some god thing that used to possess Yuri broke her? Then Anima forcibly took control of her (the god) and it was the most fucked up thing I ever saw.""Probably wouldn't break my top...three, definitely-ish."
"Mind rape, maybe, I might come back if this works and let you find out about your players."Will glares and wags his finger sternly at the Kyle.
"Get you guys to help overthrow the oppressive empire set up by your counterparts.""If you can wait a couple days, we can bring in some top-tier firepower that your world almost probably shouldn't have."
"So... we're going to leave half our team here while we go murder our selves in another world?" Conny is annoyed."Why would we do that? It would probably be more efficient if we divided and conquered. At the very least, we wouldn't make it that predictable. Send me, Selina, Kyle, and Ashley to take down their direct combat folks with traps and cunning, while Nuriel, Stella, Qi, and other combat guys bring the fight to their support people."
"...Meme is your and Selina's child?" Conny stares for a moment, then faints because too much!Will hops to the side, leans back, and catches Conny by the small of her back with his lower leg, softening her fall. Or breaking it in two, whatever.
Marie proceeds to appear and attempts to abscond with Conny! She appears to be some kind of techy-datay-cody monster, judging by the glitchiness and holes in her form and all that."Why do I even bother?"
Qi nods slightly. "I see... And what has Maria said about this..." Pause. "Journey?"Will raises his voice so Maria can hear it. "Remarkably, Maria hasn't commented on the presence of the other Kyle at all."
((sorry, busy day of work, then d&d (pathfinder) what did I miss?))((Let's see...another Kyle showed up and told us of a mirror world, where things were the opposite. It was thought that the "Brains and Brawn" dynamic of Will and Stella's relationship would be reversed, so Will would be the brawn and Stella the brains. Past that, no one's pre-dictated what mirror-Stella would be like. Thoughts?))
Utter Waste of Time.said.
They're not exactly the best anti-personnel weapons, or better enough than ours to justify the effort required to take them, or better than ours, or anything we know how to use properly, or likely to still be lit after we kill them.Yes, because obviously the Demolisher's themselves can only use their torches to attack buildings, so it only makes sense that their torches woukd be useless against anything else.Quoteperhaps we could use one of the demolishers torches against the barbarians?How? They don't have buildings.
Oh wait...
((this is amazing. is this 40k based?))Not very. Otherwise, they would be more like "PURGE THE COMMIE XENO HERETIC!" I might be mixing a bit of Paranoia in there, though...
"If you're planning on blackmailing me then it isn't going to work given several factors the first of which being that Selina won't recognize you. Or any of you for that matter. Because I found the hop but don't adapt new people to the universe button. I need a better name for it.""Eh. Mirror!Selina seems like she would be pretty dang assertive. She's probably be willing to poke around in my mind to prove that."
I'll deal with horsemen and see if I can lead the colossus into a building or something...I'd prefer you didn't. I don't want to shoot through walls at him.
perhaps we could use one of the demolishers torches against the barbarians?How? They don't have buildings.
