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"Normal people from our world don't go into a trance when they try to seduce trees."

"Normal people don't try to seduce trees. Because, you know, they don't get anything from it."

Whoo!

Continue searching my home.

((Huh. Don't we have a box that makes pills out of things? Can we stick a 'Jump Point' inside it?))

((Because making pills out of anomalous thingies always goes so well...))

((Hm. Have you tried sticking Steve in the pill machine? Or the Doctor?))

((I don't think the pill machine is big enough for that.))

((Give me a while to figure out a few logical arguments and I should be able to get him to make a copy of his brain and stick it in. It could give us multiple Doctors! How fucking awesome would that be?))

((You misspelled "terrifying".))

Thing is, the human mind simply isn't equipped to deal with centralized galactic government or even centralized planetary government societies larger than several dozen individuals. That's one of the main failings of the current UWM human society in general - no human being can run institutions that large in a truly efficient manner, no matter what their intentions may be.

((FTFY.))

Of course, it will lead to introducing regulations regarding to shoe sizes later on, but it's a good start. ^_^))

((Standardized show sizes are a good thing.))

This, but try not to hit GWG.

Thanks for caring so much about my health!

Creep upwards, before shooting either Caerwym or DAF (whichever is visible, DAF if both are) and dropping back under cover.

"...So the random stranger in the storm may be able to tell us how we ended up sucked into the game through our computers?" Cado proceeds to facepalm repeatedly.

"...What?"

"Why not?"

*smack*
"Because we have a zillion important things to ask about, and that statement is somewhere along with 'Some of my best friends are goblins' in importance?"

"Well...no, but Elves arent hunted down and killed on sight are they?"

"Aside from criminals and such. And those hunters who kill everyone."

"Why wouldn't they be?"

"...Why would they be?"

"Dwarves and elves are natural enemies."

"Actually, aside from the eating-sentients thing, elven and dwarven ethics are pretty similar. They get along better than any other races--slavery is apparently more important than cannibalism."

"Is that why Kari hasn't eaten us yet?"

*smack*

Engie? I thought he meant a Selina-Heavy.

_{...He has a PhD. In Russian literature, sure, but still...}

Quote from: kj1225 on December 27, 2013, 06:03:02 pm

((If I want to make a plot happen can it make heavy use of an incredibly manly Selina?))

((Nope^Nope. Just... Nope.))

+1

So much bouncing...