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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Apathetic Buddha
« on: December 26, 2013, 10:38:16 am »<I'm not Angel.>((Hey!))
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<I'm not Angel.>((Hey!))
<But Will still took it without asking.><You threw it at me!>
<You mean besides the fact it didn't seem to have any working trigger. Or barrel. Or... really I don't even know how I fired the test shot.>A laser streaks past Kyle.
<Did you consider taking a MIND roll to determine how to use it?><It would probably be more effective to have Nuriel take a look at it.>
<It was my salvage. What if I want to mass produce them and sell them to the army!?... Wait I still have the blueprint. I'll be right back...><Yeesh. I think I have a replacement for Nuriel.>
Kyle runs to his garage to begin recreating his wonderus weapon.
<A gun. I don't know what it will do since someone who has no previous experience with rifles and their creation now has it and refuses to give it back prompting me to shoot him in the skull.><I have plenty of experience with rifles, and since when do I need to know how to make rifles to fire one? Especially since laser rifles work on completely different principles than slug rifles...>
<Can't you just wait for it to inevitably fall apart? Come to think of it, does it even have any bullets in it?><...You don't get lasers, do you?>
<It's alright, he'd end up there without any help from you. I'm surprisingly good at predicting surprise attacks. Especially when the idiot announces his intentions...><All the more reason to be my normal clumsy self and shove him into a furnace on accident.>Stella is understandable angry about threats to Will's safety
<I would refrain from doing that unless want to end up there yourself!>
It was supposed to be her little necktie, but I much prefer the idea of it being a beard.When did Goom-Bess get a necktie?
Nonono! Smash the floor with our "hily ilegal bartering ram" to wake his anger!-1, that's asking for trouble.
@GWG, Nuriel's stats are 9 points above what they should be.Still?
Fill inventory full of icy reagents before you leave. Can also double as projectiles?Ooh, snowballs!
-snip-((Sorry, mere insanity doesn't really fit my interests.))
-snip-((Good luck.))
+!Check the Astral Influx, dang it!+1 Glowing Influx means special things