I have over a full page of carp. Several alligators. One living dwarf (woodworker).
I. Am. Screwed.
Draft the woodworker, see if he can get an axe, and charge headlong at them. If he's going to die, let him die in a badass way.
Alternately, give him a pick, burrow into the ground, wall off the entrance and wait for migrants while gradually expanding the fort.
Another part of the epic tale of Final Destination (and it still has a cooler name):
Some migrants have arrived. The Mountainhomes must have a large supply of unforgivable criminals. This inflow of doomed dwarves brings me to 46 dwarves in total.
Again, here's the complete list of everyone in the fortress, including the skeletons.
Population: 46 dwarves.
Name, profession, (current occupation), sex.
Iteb Dumatsoloz, leader, miner, male.
Lokum Obokunib, miner, female.
Tun Kubukkossek, miner, female, leader's wife.
Dakost Akrulnazom, miner, female.
Zuglar Sibrekunal, miner, female.
Kivish Ommebzuth, woodcutter, male.
Ast Nimaknomal, woodcutter, female.
Kivish Okirkubuk, weaponsmith (farmer/herbalist/mechanic), male.
Urist Arekkadol, jeweler (architect/mechanic), female.
Melbil Atekastesh, gem setter (farmer/herbalist), female.
Kubuk Rakustzatam, woodcrafter, female.
Avuz Bomrekolil, stonecrafter (carpenter), male.
Olib Asmelunib, leatherworker, male.
Thikut Kilrudostuk, fisherdwarf, female.
Lor Zuntirkikrost, fish dissector (fish cleaner), female.
Ilral Idenkulil, cheese maker (farmer/herbalist), female.
Dodok Vetekrigoth, thresher (woodcutter/farmer), male.
Stukos Ramiteb, butcher (farmer/herbalist), male.
Monom Ninggeshud, dyer (farmer/herbalist), male.
Shem Usanled, miller (farmer/herbalist), male.
Iteb Nakuthmonom, animal dissector (farmer/herbalist), male.
Nish Kindakost, farmer, female.
Urist Tobulkol, fish cleaner, female.
Mebzuth Rothdomas, leatherworker (brewer), male.
Oddom Logemoltar, soap maker (farmer), female.
Domas Zagodstukos, weaponsmith (skeleton), male.
Zorast Tathuruzol, thresher (herbalist), female.
Eshtan Avuzkodor, gem setter (farmer), female.
Tosid Sashasimush, gem cutter (skeleton), female.
Oddom Limulavuz, miner, female.
Atir Rithlorbam, fish dissector, female.
Thikut Balbomrek, hunter (farmer), male.
Cog Akircog, cat (skeleton), male.
Nil Shorastthimshur, cat, female.
Inod Dishmablaven, kitten, female.
Thob Asrerducim, kitten, male.
Zombie Jaguar, Zombie Jaguar, male.
Skeletal Saltwater Crocodile, Skeletal Saltwater Crocodile, female.
Zombie Saltwater Crocodile, Zombie Saltwater Crocodile, male.
Warthog pack, Warthog pack, male and female.
Gazelle pack, Gazelle pack, male and female.
Giant Leopard, Giant Leopard, female.
Zombie Giant Leopard, Zombie Giant Leopard, male.
Hippo pack, Hippo pack (staying in the river, 2 z-levels below ground level), male and female.
Futace Idalarifa, elf merchant (skeleton), male.
Mokathi Aluevala, waterqueen (skeleton), female.
Chribis, bowkobold (skeleton), male.
Newest additions:
Zuglar Sakrithbim, animal trainer (farmer), male.
Atir Oslaringal, engraver (farmer), female. Zuglar Sakrithbim's wife.
Stodir Onultangak, mason (farmer), female.
Muthkat Rithluthbesmar, clothier (farmer), male.
Logem Ilralgusgash, child, female. Muthkat Rithluthbesmar's daughter.
Liknod Nililid, metalcrafter (heavy metal song composer/farmer), male.
Athel Stettaddodok, lye maker (farmer), male.
Sibrek Nunokcatten, weaponsmith (farmer), female.
Dodok Regshamed, animal trainer (farmer), female.
Libash Inethsezuk, hunter (farmer), male.
Amost Ustuthrimtar, herbalist, female.
Zaneg Orurist, farmer, male.
Ral Misezum, bowyer (farmer), female.
Mestthos Domasilrom, engraver (farmer), male.
Sodel Mezdatan, kitten, male.
Newborn:
Rimtar Asrash, baby, female.
Who they worship:
Logem, a male dwarf god of jewels and minerals.
Domas Lallimul, a male dwarf god of trade and wealth.
Bal, a female dwarf goddess of fertility and music.
Thestkig, a female dwarf goddess of chaos, war and fortresses.
Doren, a female dwarf goddess of fire, volcanoes and mountains.
Tok, a male dwarf god of labour, crafts and metals.
Libash, a female dwarf goddess of valour.
Unknown cat god of catsplosions.
Unknown warthog god of stinking.
Unknown gazelle god of leaping.
Unknown skeletal crocodile god of stalking.
Unknown hippo god of slaughter.
Unknown zombie leopard god of walking about.
Unknown zombie jaguar god of staying away.
One of the new metalcrafters' name is Hammerrule. Seriously.
Update: remembered a workaround for the 'NO CHANNELS' rule. Encased in burning magma said no channels... he didn't say no upward ramps though. Currently trying to breach the aquifer with soil... don't know if it works, but I will see.
Meanwhile, a woodcutter's gone fey... and claimed a MASON'S workshop, despite having zero skill at masonry. Now he demands rock and gems. Let's hope the aquifer breaching works, because if it doesn't, he's doomed just like the ones that went fey before him.
Update: the elves have arrived. And the drowning depot is ready again. Time for free food and brew!
One of the engravers that arrived with the last wave developed a ton of grudges and is currently very unhappy. This is going to be !!fun!!.
Lokum Obokunib has given birth to a boy. Another innocent dwarf having to die for nothing. Meh.
The caravan's horses managed to swim up the overflowing depot's wall and walked into my fortress after the elves all drowned (which happened fairly quickly).
Update: Whee! The woodcutter has gone berserk! The problem is, he's gone berserk with my second axe, and my fort is made entirely from wood.
The stockpiles are overflowing. However, for some reason, the elves didn't bring ANY wood. Weird.
Update: Eshtan Avuzkodor has given birth to a girl. Three doomed babies. Meh.
Update: The berserk dwarf has died and the axe is mine again! Whee!
Right after that, another wedding. Amost Ustuthrimtar the herbalist and Muthkat Rithluthbesmar the clothier. They actually sound alike.
Preparing the drop rings now.
Update: Dug experimental staircases into the aquifer. Sadly, one of the miners had a baby on her self, which she accidentally dropped into the aquifer. It spent a week there before drowning. Sad. At the same time, three dwarves gave birth. As if to compensate. Dakost Akrulnazom, Kubuk Rakustzatam and Oddom Logemoltar.
Update: The above update is now discontinuity. I am now successfully digging out the drop area using upward ramps, line by line. It's much safer, too.
Also, new marriage. Dodok Regshameb the animal trainer and Zaneg Orurist the farmer. Dakost Akrulnazom has given birth as planned, right while she was digging out the drop site. So did Dakost Akrulnazom, in much safer circumstances. So did Oddom Logemoltar, in similar circumstances to the previous dwarfette.
Update: The aquifer breaching plan didn't work. However, I started working on a new one, maybe I will have some success with it. Meanwhile, another birth, by Melbil Atekastesh.
Lor Zuntirkikrost also gave birth. Way too many babies around the doomed fort.
Update: Another wedding, between Stodir Onultangak the mason and Lorbam Akumdakost the still-peasant. Also, Tun Kubukossek has given birth to a boy.
