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Edit your post, don't talk about that openly, no one likes spoilers.

Also isn't not the clowns that do the damage it's the lag. 

Made me laugh.

"The goblins are comin'. Mason, grab that there chalk and seal the passageway"
"I dunno, there is a barrel of beer two floors down with me name on it."
"True enough i guess, Well i best be going to clean up that dead rat outside"
"Weird, all these doors is locked"
-Grabs chalk blocks, seals off entrance-
"Bloody good job there mason!"
"Oh shit, it didn't work. Those goblins are still 'ere"
"You sure i can't see them"
Urist Mc'mason was killed by goblin spearman

This one would be equal to miners making deliberate cave ins standing on the wrong side.


 

Did the second stockpile allow barrels?

Cage'd a dragon i was immediately in love with the idea of having a pet dragon. After taming the dragon i decided to let it freely roam around my fort in case it spots some pesky goblins somewhere he shouldn't be. He did find a pesky goblin, in the most populated hallway of the fort (You might see where this is going), After biting the goblins arm off then clawing some faces off, then knocking out the goblin. The day was saved all was good again, then the dragon breathed fire, twice. 13 flaming dwarfs died, the most of a 9x9 stockpile of food was gone, almost all of my workshop area was burnt to the ground and the bloody goblin lived.

Marked the stupid dragon for slaughter, revenge is a dish best served in-a-way-that-makes-up-for-all-the-food-it-made-me-lose-and-feeds-my-fortress-through-the-winter.       

I would dig a huge pit from top to bottom and at the bottom keep some animals stationed at all times to "catch" incoming dwarfs on the express elevator; dwarfs can be dropped with a retracting bridge. 

I generally see derp when playing but i always read the battle reports with vivid imagination of the battle.

Make them go skydiving.

Why not just embark on a volcano easy magma.
Going though all the trouble with a fire imp doesn't seem worth it.