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Be careful it doesn't punch a hole through the floor. I lost a good portion of my food supply from an unfortunate cave in that punched a hole through the main hallway.

You really aren't missing out on much. Just some walking copper occasionally iron armor that ends getting atom crushed.

If you have a thirst for blood cut down all your forest.
Or make a cat pit.
Or pick a fight with the ant people.

I find rivers useful if they have no path leading down to them, like a giant reverse wall. It think they call that a moat. 

And so come the 50ft omelette's.

Grab weapon, steal weapon, throw weapon (-Steel axe- has become lodged in the wound) and repeat.

Wrestling is rather useless, occasionally i will break all the limbs on my opponents bodies, write down their name and leave them there to read up on them in legends.     

There is actually a lot of money to be made in meals. My legendary cooker would constantly pump out masterpiece meals.
1000-3000 for each. Never made crafts again. 

They are all pretty pathetic and easy to destroy.
The only one you should be afraid of is Gorlak. 

As i started to notice bits of clothing lying around my fort at first i assumed some careless dwarf dropped various items around the fort.
Then i realized i don't both to make clothing (already short enough on cloth, where are the silly elves when i need them) as i check each dwarf individually i notice the crazy one that had been sitting remarkably still in the corner was completely naked. He must have been running around the fortress ripping off pieces of clothing throwing it at everyone he saw.

I have now proclaimed this dwarf, king. I mean he must have been like
 "Refused to give me sand, hey! I'll show them I'll show them all!" -takes of clothes and runs around fort-
Just kidding i ordered my military to kill him, no one goes nude in my fort i mean there are kids around.

In future is there any way to make him put his clothes back on or at very least tie him to the wall in a dark room.