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Messages - Bigf00t

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Celebrating one year of magicaly-induced murder
« on: January 05, 2015, 04:31:45 am »
"Huzzar! Proceeduth towards me Brother!!
Nah just kidding, have at him boys!"

Cool-walk away. In slow motion. Maybe non-lethally poke him in the eye if he follows (and is CAPABLE of following :P) (#BadguysDontLookAtExplosions)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Almost shot his own foot. With an arrow.
« on: January 01, 2015, 10:23:12 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on January 01, 2015, 08:20:05 pm
Quote from: Dermonster on January 01, 2015, 05:34:16 pm
It's like my teams are cursed with death by RL.
I think we've had four people die for meta reasons, so far.

Actually, our team members may be the only meta-casualties. I'll have to go back and check.
Wow.
It makes me glad in a weird way I didn't join the "Derm Alliance". I love this game too much to leave! :P
But geez, I don't envy your position. Got to be annoying.

TURN:
IF BREAKFREE FROM WRESTLING==FALSE THEN INSERT FINGERS INTO MAKO'S EYE-HOLES.
IF BREAKFREE FROM WRESTLING==TRUE THEN INSERT MACE INTO MAKO'S EVERYTHING.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: The tragic tale of the Igor family
« on: December 29, 2014, 06:02:16 am »
CHARGE!
MOAR MIST AND MACE-Y!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Dishonor and cyborg disassembly
« on: December 23, 2014, 03:55:55 am »
"Oh for f--- sake..."

DO THE THING, THE UNSURPRISINGLY VIOLENT THING

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Tales of family pride and sheep harassment.
« on: December 19, 2014, 06:26:40 am »
AGAIN!

((There are other things I want to do to increase my odds, but I can't do them (or shouldn't) while Mako is mobile. Damn, just have to kill him.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now with some degree of relatively civil behaviour.
« on: December 13, 2014, 06:41:30 am »
I am so, immensely, disappoint with those rolls.
GODDAMNIT RNG! Y U NO LIKE ME!

AGAIN. BUT WITH PINK MIST INSTEAD. AGAIN.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now a murderous parody of the Benny Hill show.
« on: December 11, 2014, 07:38:36 am »
*high pitched excitement noises*
Don't worry, either I'll get better internet or post at least 2 turns at a time.
If necessary I will rename/remake myself into a clockwork robot. That would be interesting. An opponent that already has several things worked out, but you don't know what they are. Could be Hilarious :P

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Now a murderous parody of the Benny Hill show.
« on: December 07, 2014, 11:04:47 pm »
Quote from: Tomcost on December 07, 2014, 12:57:24 pm
And a little bit of purple smoke appears just in front of Mako's nose. He sneezes.
Well, that's the most adorable murder attempt to visualize yet.
You know what?
PM; Yea, THAT'S RIGHT.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: A Perplexicon game where Derm actually dies. Heresy!
« on: December 05, 2014, 07:09:57 am »
Quote from: Dermonster on December 03, 2014, 11:08:28 pm
Nobody gonna write me a gravestone?
"He died doing what he loved. Killing people."

RIGHT. Let's see how this goes. Again.

More Pink Mist. More fetching Mace, kick Mako in the balls if he tries to stop me again.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: A Perplexicon game where Derm actually dies. Heresy!
« on: December 03, 2014, 02:57:00 am »
Woa wait a minute, I thought Mako had the [Nausea] tag, for an absolute chance to miss his turn..
Quote from: Tomcost on November 29, 2014, 08:59:00 am
But then Mako realizes that the fog is messing around with him. Now, he is feeling nauseous.

[Nausea]

((If he is caught vomiting, he will suffer a -1 dexterity penalty to dodging, but just that. Otherwise, the chance to vomit is even less than to cough and get distracted))
So... was me going for my mace somehow a "combat action" that he could "dodge"... or ..? ???
I thought he'd be unable to counter my casual saunter, hence the rather leisurely wording :P

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Can't you die already?
« on: December 01, 2014, 04:53:31 am »
While Mako is "occupied" with his human fountain impression:
  • Get up.
  • Walk around Mako and grab my mace.
  • If Mako is still leaking from the face orifice, smack him in the back with my mace, try to ease up his nausea with a few chest-holes.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: The bad luck was too real this time.
« on: November 28, 2014, 07:18:10 am »
*sigh*
RIGHT

  • Shout Miasma/Necrosis Fogx2 (one sentence, 2x word)
  • Get up, grab mace.
  • If attack still permitted, smack Mako in his punk-ass face with it. Tell him it's a cough cure or something :P

It seems I am cursed to perpetual butterfingers when it comes to holding Mace-based weaponry. Kick that out of my hands again and I'll be forced to resort to clawing your eyes out with my retractable sharp-things. ;D
Good move tho.

((Wow RPGeek, just, wow. TECHNICALLY speaking you got really lucky there!))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Players getting horribly mauled down here.
« on: November 26, 2014, 06:11:54 am »
Quote from: Tomcost on November 26, 2014, 05:34:29 am
I'm sorry guys, but probably I won't be able to finish the turn today, but the most important part is already done, and, so that some of you who have their characters in peril don't suffer any more, I can tell you that:

In the five person fight, nobody dies next turn.
I love two parts of this:

"don't suffer any more"
and
"In the five person fight, nobody dies"

He he he ;D (I CAN DREAM!)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: Players getting horribly mauled down here.
« on: November 24, 2014, 01:04:16 am »
Quote from: Rolepgeek on November 23, 2014, 08:30:43 pm
Speaking of, Bigf00t, we never did the thing.

You know, the thing with the stuff?
You should probably PM me, it's been a busy week :P

Also KEEP WITH THE NECROSIS FOG AND THE KILLING (ATTEMPT) OF MAKO

Either get up or pull him over. Repeat introducing Mace to Mako. They're going to be the best-est of friends when I'm done. Inseparable.

((Hey Mako, nice try with the Mace theft. He he he ;D. This is one of the more satisfying fights I've had in this game, most others tend to be (or quickly become) cripple-fights :P))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: The bad luck is real.
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:58:39 am »
Grab Mako's leg or trip him over or something. Lets have a romantic frolic in the Valley of Death!
Also shout my fav pink mist word (@GM u know what I mean ;)) and keep swinging that mace!

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