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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 04, 2013, 12:38:47 pm »
Ban people who make a post without at least one of the following:

MAGMA/lava
FUN!
cats
socks
booze/great food
elf bashing
science
engineering/construction
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WWUD if his war hammer was a ban hammer?

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Youtube has suddenly decided to mute all of it's videos by default. Nothing seems to fix this.

I'd post bigger rages if anything was actually going on in my life, but with no job or incentive to get out, I'm mostly just bored to death.

1024
Where does that leave this thread?

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Hitlet used the tools from the left and the right to reach a totalitarian state. Can we please tone back the Godwin's law? Down that road lies only madness.

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It's not the greastest thing to hear at 4am in the dark.
To be fair, that's partially because the greatest thing to hear at 4 AM in the dark is, "Yes! Yes! Graph that spiral!"
?!?!

1027
People still think the Democrats are any different from the Republicans? Sure, they use a different set of rhetoric, but in the end, both parties say that want to help you, then turn around and fuck everybody over while writing in exemptions for their buddies.

Because I believe they cannot be so stupid as to be this ineffectual unintentionally. If otherwise, then there really isn't much hope at all, and the problems will never, ever go away or get better.

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I was wondering why a bad smell was getting closer and closer, and then I felt something crawling on my arm. A fucking group of earwigs were crawling on me. Blegh.
I never noticed that they stink, before.

A nice soak on sulfuric acid should cure you of your earwig problem.

OOH! and this reminds me of one time many years ago. I was moving a little metal wagon in the back yard. I picked up the handle, and got distracted by something. Look back down a few seconds later, and a metric fuckton of ants are streaming out of the handle and onto my arm! Cue me spraying myself down with the hose for a few minutes.

I feel itchy.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 03, 2013, 06:59:38 pm »
Maybe the bee was a defect? There's a lot of those things. Eventually you are gonna get one with a hair trigger.

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General Discussion / Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« on: October 03, 2013, 04:08:06 pm »

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: October 03, 2013, 01:48:25 pm »
A family member has been going through a midlife-crisis type of situation for a few years, now. It's been getting increasingly awkward, and is reaching the boiling point. There is no way this is going to end well.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 03, 2013, 09:10:58 am »
Pit them against each other, selling each side crappy metal weapons like silver/copper swords in exchange for awesome stuff like unicorns. When one emerges victorious, swoop in with his candy-clad army and take everything. (What? That's not what you meant? Well, this is funnier.)

WWUD if he was Doomguy?

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My internet is back online after a storm..... and this is the only site that the internet will let me access.  :o google won't connect and neither will other services but bay12forums will not die.
Good. The symbiosis device was a success!

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