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Messages - TheMasterTurtle

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Life Advice / Re: Pushups
« on: July 08, 2014, 08:20:44 pm »
At first I thought Retropunch might be one of those 'functional' fitness people but he actually knows what the fuck he is talking about and his advice is really good.

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Life Advice / Re: Pushups
« on: July 05, 2014, 08:11:54 pm »
I've been using them for years now, and everyone who I've recommended them too now uses them religiously mainly because they give you actual useful, all-round strength rather than just being able to pick up heavy metal things a lot of times.

This kind of comment will always really bother me. What is practical, all round strength? At 168 pounds I can deadlift 495, is that not practical somehow? I can also do a muscle-up, front/back lever, wrestler bridges, bridges with people weighing over 200 pounds standing on my back and a plethora of other impressive bodyweight exercises despite only training for powerlifting. The insinuation that somehow different kinds of strength are 'better' or more practical really makes zero sense. Strength is strength. Lift heavy shit and get good at everything.


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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Best Adventure mode music?
« on: November 22, 2013, 05:05:03 pm »
Classical Music is key.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eacGMvyASzU Some nice ass funk! Oh yeah!

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I'll typically go with classical music or Jazz n' funk.

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Play for hours with ambient jazz in the background.

Oh yes...

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That arrow is godly.

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Please, update.

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Please, please do this! I wish to see this marvelous game again!

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OH LORD! Not the contests, anything but the contests!

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Life Advice / Re: Need help dealing with back pain.
« on: October 31, 2011, 09:16:09 am »
When dealing with your fat, how did you exercise?

To be honest, I only know how to prevent back pains not heal it. In order to stop my minor backpains I did weight training which helped me lose weight and get more muscles.

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Life Advice / Re: Feeling empty. Somewhat rantish
« on: October 31, 2011, 06:56:54 am »
Do you have a hobby? If not, you should start exercising! You can spend endless time chatting about it, improve your life and get the ladies!

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Life Advice / Re: Asian Parents Dislike White Girlfriend
« on: October 31, 2011, 06:54:19 am »
I was once in a situation like this. My asian girlfriend and I were having a nice meal with her parents. And by nice I mean awful, of course, for her parents were voicing there dislike of me in everyway the could. I was offended, but I could not let them get the best of me! Thusly, I stood up looked the father straight in the eye and said,

"Why do you offend me so, kind old man
My feelings for your daughter, I won't hide
Yet you deny me so, and always chide
I also give, really, really good sex"

And so the parents laughed at my poetry! And they jested! And they crowned me king of profound bamboozlin'! After I showed my bravery, they got a new respect for me. And so, I was able to enjoy my girl, completely stress free!

(You can choose to believe this story or not, it may be a slight alteration of a real happening, however.)

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Life Advice / Re: I can't fucking take this anymore.(Rant-ish)
« on: October 30, 2011, 01:50:52 pm »
Whenever my family pulls that crap. I leave the house. I usually either go on a walk or go to a friends house. Either way, someone starts pulling crap with me and I just up and go, end of story.

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I consider it cheating. I Play peasant or hero.

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