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Messages - TheMasterTurtle

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: September 11, 2011, 07:32:14 pm »
My favourite ......... work yet! Keep it up you strange, strange man.

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Life Advice / Re: I just realized something
« on: September 11, 2011, 07:20:51 pm »
Oh god, I remember when I was 6 years old and I had a nightmare EVERY DAMN NIGHT!

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Grammar means tons on-teh-lines. It is how people communicate.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Biggest wtf moment
« on: September 05, 2011, 10:18:57 am »
Nah, it died, I hunted it at night so that Bogey Men would spawn and let the Bogey Men kill him.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What's your favourite way to kill?
« on: September 05, 2011, 10:17:33 am »
I for one frown upon the use of multiple equips in one hand. I even drop my shield for a crutch if I have to.

On bandits I usually cut off the legs and then cut off the legs of the dudes. Afterwards I finish all of them off.

When fighting Night Creatures, I target the lower body and cut them in half :D

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: September 05, 2011, 10:12:46 am »
I always imagined him have a sort of a high pitched-ish voice and saying -whatever- in a slightly lower tone with a tiny pause.

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Life Advice / Re: Being young...it sucks but its great
« on: September 04, 2011, 07:19:40 pm »
No, because that would be unfair, people like to play games. Older people can be jerks as well, at one point there was this big group that was constantly calling people dirty Mexicans. Thus we should ban everyone.

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Life Advice / Re: Being young...it sucks but its great
« on: September 04, 2011, 03:32:17 pm »
You do not not all 'children' are annoying cretins. And I know 'children' are annoying, anytime I play an online game I mute everyone. Being judged and barred because of age is unreasonable I would say. When I was 12 I had a few dudes who I consistently played online Halo with and they all wanted me on their team, I came out 1st in almost every round. After every round or so I would get 2-3 friend requests because people were impressed by my playing. 2 years later it's no different. Age should have nothing to do with online play, maturity should. If you don't like what others are saying, mute them.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Biggest wtf moment
« on: September 04, 2011, 12:14:42 pm »
Legendary fully armed and armoured adventurer. I go to strangle a duck for training, duck dodges, bites my neck, I die. Duck gets a title.

Next adventurer goes on a wild goose chase for the Duck, I actually find him! I go to kill it sadly it dodges my spear and causes fatal heart damage with it's bite, somehow.

Next I get an archer to take out, it dodges all of my arrows and hops into a lake. I follow it and the Duck gets of the lake at the other side, as soon as the Duck gets out of the water the lake freezes! Cunning bastard.

Finally I get an adventurer swordsman gathers a bunch of soldiers that somehow get there asses handed to the BY A DUCK!

Posting this story again.

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Life Advice / Re: Being young...it sucks but its great
« on: September 04, 2011, 12:11:32 pm »
Haha, so it is.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Your top 5 deaths!
« on: September 04, 2011, 10:39:07 am »
'Legendary fully armed and armoured adventurer. I go to strangle a duck for training, duck dodges, bites my neck, I die. Duck gets a title.

Next adventurer goes on a wild goose chase for the Duck, I actually find him! I go to kill it sadly it dodges my spear and causes fatal heart damage with it's bite, somehow.

Next I get an archer to take out, it dodges all of my arrows and hops into a lake. I follow it and the Duck gets of the lake at the other side, as soon as the Duck gets out of the water the lake freezes! Cunning bastard.

Finally I get an adventurer swordsman gathers a bunch of soldiers that somehow get there asses handed to the BY A DUCK!'

This is the full story, had to do some digging to find it. I REALLY HATE THAT DUCK!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Your top 5 deaths!
« on: September 04, 2011, 07:37:20 am »
Ugh, my one really worth mentioning is a duck that killed FOUR generations of adventurers! A SINGLE DUCK!

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Life Advice / Re: Improving mile time
« on: September 04, 2011, 07:29:52 am »
I was able to run a mile at full speed whenever I started running. It was immensely painful and horrible but I did it. Now I do the occasional practise and join the track teams.

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Life Advice / Re: Being young...it sucks but its great
« on: September 03, 2011, 06:10:45 pm »
The internet is much more fair and realistic.

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DF Modding / Re: Adventure mode magic mod- temporary suspension
« on: September 03, 2011, 03:49:09 pm »
You still working on this.

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