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Life Advice / Re: Heeeellllp!
« on: May 29, 2011, 08:05:49 pm »She's very persuasive
Looks like she's already won, man. *Snicker*
I'd suggest playing FarmVille with here and pointing out all the stupid little oddities, discrepancies, and lack of features.
"Oh, my plants need watering again? I just watered them five seconds ago!"
"Is there an option to get a real job in this game? Like, one where you take some dwarves out into the wilderness and survive harsh winters and death from every side?"
"My character hasn't eaten for eight weeks. In good games, people starve and die when that happens."
"Can I craft an axe or something? I want to kill my cows for some beef and make some kitten skin boots. Sure beats milking and eggs. Again."
And so on. Be witty, but not overbearing. If she keeps forcing you to play, she may be trying to "cleanse" you of Dwarf Fortress. Don't fall for it.
Also. She might be onto us. Keep an eye out.
