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« on: January 11, 2013, 08:59:02 am »
So my adventurer was hungry and I decided to kill a villager's chicken while no one was looking.
There were however some problems with that, first of all, all the cats and chickens that were near the area rushed to attack me, and I was too slow to run away, there were so many that while I was killing them I got boosted to legendary dodger and superhuman stats.
Apparently the villagers have telepathy because even though nobody saw my despicable acts they all knew that I killed their favorite cats and attacked me immediately. I ran to the next village but their telepathy extends over long range, the other villagers were hostile too.
I tried to run to the next civilization but I needed a place to sleep, so I went to the next village during the night and tried to sleep, couldn't, but I noticed everyone was sleeping, and interestingly enough you can kill people who are asleep without anyone waking up. I proceeded to kill the entire village in their sleep, racking up more than two hundred kills, but even though everyone was dead I still couldn't sleep there.
So I journeyed on and got killed by bogeymen in my sleep.