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My advice is to start with classic openers like:
"So what's the deal with airline food?"
"Your boobs kind of look like papayas."
"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
"Do you have time for our Lord and Saviour, Jesus?"
with the exception of the chloroform one. I have used that one to great success. /probably jokingFhortan builder: "The Jannah representatives say it's impossible to get to Jannah by catapult! How is it impossible?"
"Ha! Nothing is impossible my friend, merely improbable.
I would question why, exactly, you would want to travel to Jannah via catapult. It seems... unnecessarily complicated."
Sadiq listens on to this conversation. "Friend, let me help this little one with his dream! It is a most worthy thing, yes?"
Fhortan thrill-seeker: "Make me the luckiest in all the world!"
Fhortan fauxlosopher: "Does luck really exist or is everything already predetermined?"
Fhortan builder: "The Jannah representatives say it's impossible to get to Jannah by catapult! How is it impossible?"
As well as my fully armoured dude taking 82 damage in Mount and Blade from a frickin' javelin.
High-strength thrower, probably a few ranks in Power Throw, and piercing-type weapons are supposed to ignore at least some portion of armor protection, though I don't know how much. If you were charging directly into it on horseback, your relative velocity also adds to that.
