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"I would like to place some shrines in some non-Fhortan settlements. If any of you have issues with that, speak up now so I can ignore you and do it anyway I know where not to put them.

The shrines will consist of small gambling houses, allowing any Fhortans on pilgrimage to pay homage, as well as any other races to try their luck. The games in these places will be pure chance, with no house edge."

"Can I take it that nobody would have issue with me doing this?"

Classic Neo. XD

Pretty much any recent kids' cartoon is terrible, though, as far as I'm aware. You're probably right.

The Amazing World of Gumball is ver' ver' funneh.

"A stunning comeback! I am so hurt by the scathing nature of your wit, I cannot possibly go on.

Sadiq, would you kindly remove the requisite that all engineers take the Oath of Camaraderie, and limit it to only those that freely choose to worship you so that I may support it?"

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    hector13: Fhortan: Advanced+, depends a lot on just how lucky they are

Er... let's price-check three things:

Lucky enough for the majority of them to be able perform:

i) basic skills through pure chance (hunting, farming, basic crafting are mostly successful)

ii) intermediate skills through pure chance (as above, but also more complex skill-based tasks like architecture, leading small communities are mostly successful)

iii) highly technical skills through pure chance (as above, but far more complex tasks like medicine, research, economics etc. are mostly successful)

Also not really an insult, we're kinda proud of that.

Wales has a claim to it.

As do Aberdonians.

Having looked into it a little, I don't think so. It's essentially a spa.

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Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 08:41:53 pm

*snickering noises*

Quote from: Cinder on July 23, 2016, 08:43:24 pm

I think TBF is transforming into a bar of chocolate.

That was possibly the greatest pun (?) I've ever seen.

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Quote from: TheBiggerFish on July 23, 2016, 07:20:49 pm

@OW:Do not ask for what ye are not prepared to receive.

Yeah Bay12's hatemail isn't very hateful. Pretty disappointing tbh

I can send you some hatemail if you still want some, it'll be pretty difficult to come up with something hateful enough to be hatemail though.

Racism is usually good for hatemail. You could call him a Kiwi? Maybe find some obscure national sport or tradition and laugh at his inferior society and identity?
Sexism also works. Just call them cis.
Sectarianism is a personal favourite - call him out for all those blasphemous tenants you don't agree with!
If you've seen a picture of him, you could find something demeaning in his appearance?

....
I'm out of tips for now. Maybe something to do with hobbies or internal philosophies? You're getting into more subtle territory there, though, and hatemail is at its best when used as a cudgel.

All New Zealand residents have carnal knowledge of sheep?

Quote from: hector13 on July 23, 2016, 09:22:06 pm

"If all truth is derived from the greatest truth, which is light, why make it harder to get to the light?

Perhaps we should do away with the notion of gravity being different wherever you are on the mountain, and just have gravity be the same throughout."

"Why? You are the only one who seems to have a problem with it."

"Why not? I have a problem with it because it's a problem."