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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 24, 2016, 10:37:43 pm »Fackin' pagans, raiding my coast. *shakes fist*Ah yes, the dangerous Wisconsin coast. Its local villages give rise to a hearty breed of folk; those not lost in Lake Superior's deadly typhoons learn to live in a constant state of alert lest they be carried off by heathen Canadian privateers.
Yes, many's the villager who's woken in the dead of night to the clank of metal and cries of "sorry aboot this!"
Hey man, they can get down into Lake Michigan and terrorise the Eastern coast too! All them ferries, and all those caches of cheese and cranberries. Nobody's safe!
Might even stop in at Chicago for some pizza for the way back, if everyone behaves themselves.
