Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Tryhard!
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Though my fingers’ swollen,
Keep them losers postin’, tryhard!
Through flame and counterpostin’
Make ‘em take a toastin’,
Wishin’, they take the bait I type!
All the things I’m missing’,
Real friends and love and kissin,
They pale, to the trollin’ high.
Post some noise, tilt ‘em up,
Tilt ‘em up, post some noise,
Post some noise, tilt ‘em up, tryhard!
Bait ‘em in, flame ‘em out,
Flame ‘em out, bait ‘em in,
Bait ‘em in, flame ‘em out, tryhard!
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Though they disapprovin’
Keep them losers postin’, tryhard!
Don’t try to understand ‘em,
Just bait and flame and trash ‘em,
Soon they’ll be seein’ red, my guy!
My e-peen’s a-throbbin’,
I see that fool a-comin’,
That feelin’? That’s a trollin’ high.
Post some noise, tilt ‘em up,
Tilt ‘em up, post some noise,
Post some noise, tilt ‘em up, tryhard!
Bait ‘em in, flame ‘em out,
Flame ‘em out, bait ‘em in,
Bait ‘em in, flame ‘em out, tryhard!
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Trollin’ trollin’ trollin’
Tryhard.
Tryhard!
I got too much, time on my ha-ands.
And also illness and over-the-counter anti-histamines/hypnotics. My life is great.
(Also if you didn’t have a parent that grew up in the ‘50s or ‘60s, or don’t have passing familiarity with Westerns, it comes from
this)