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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 07, 2020, 08:22:25 pm

Quote from: dragdeler on April 07, 2020, 05:43:57 pm

You saw a cablangel, for real?

Y'kno what's funny? I did not. I was on the toilet, heard something snuffling about outside the back window, went to check about 5m later, and my crawlspace was open. Noone was in sight and the lines had been spray painted for later work.

Santa?

I’m sorry that’s your experience of Santa, man. Santa goes down the chimney, I think the wet bandits come in your crawl space.

Playing Monster Hunter World, and got the first mission of the second area. Escort quest, follow this cart for a bit, being introduced to the fauna of the new place.

Get to the end, and then a cutscene of a big beastie crashing through a wall. Expect the game to say “cool, now leave the area with the dudes you’re escorting” because every time I ran into the big beastie of the first area it told me to leave it, but it was all “nah bro, kill it with your weapon you’ve upgraded one time.”

So I fainted once ‘cause I was trying to hit it and I was bouncing off, not really knowing what I should be doing.

Evidently I was hitting the wrong part, but oh well, I broke its tail, its face and I think both its legs by the time I killed it.

I do enjoy sharpening my weapon in the middle of a fight, it’s oddly entertaining.

I think his wife works healthcare of some description, so she’s muy importante.

Buy more robots

Quote from: hector13 on April 06, 2020, 04:36:01 pm

Apparently one of my colleagues believes God will protect her from covid-19, and the bible is essential.

I knew she was a bit mad, didn't realise she was this mad.

As long as God is telling her to engage in social distancing then it's a-ok

A piece of context missing was she was saying this if she was told to wear a face mask to work, so not really.

Though we haven’t reached that point yet, and I don’t know if we will, but it’s nice to know I’ll still be at greater risk because of religious fanatics if we do!

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on April 06, 2020, 03:52:39 pm

Quote from: Jopax on April 06, 2020, 03:46:35 pm

Turns out this whole thing was a ploy to get him out of the whole Brexit situation, who'd have thunk it :V

I would have thought that David "It's 2020 and I'm still reminding you that David Cameron fucked a dead pig in his fraternity" Cameron would forever be the PM who most completely avoided the consequences of his government, but here comes BORIS with the steel chair his ventilator is sitting on.

YTF would anyone F a pig carcass?

I don't think he fucked it, he just put his penis in it.

Where the distinction lies, I do not know.

Also, what else is he supposed to do while at university?

Also also, maybe Boris Johnson bragging about shaking hands with covid-19 patients and then getting sick with it will help people realise quite how stupid he is.

Don’t have gluten-free bread, man.

Though I’m curious how you get chewy bread without the gluten. Copious xantham gun, or did you not manage any chewiness?