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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you mildly upset today thread
« on: January 23, 2020, 06:37:30 pm »
Quote from: scriver on January 23, 2020, 07:44:03 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 22, 2020, 10:42:49 pm
Do you not have a grill on your cooker?

Nah mate my mum didn't come with one

Grill is a slang term for teeth, therefore your mother doesn't have teeth.

Alternatively,

Haha di u choo yir mym's fud 4 hor? har har har *death*

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 23, 2020, 04:13:44 pm »
I thought Scandinavian drinking songs were all, like,

Skol Skol Skol Skol
Skol Skol Skol Skol
Skol Skol Skol Skol

Ad infinitum.

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 11:47:44 pm »
Ewen Bremner’s and John Hancock’s.

Happy birthday, Fox

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you mildly upset today thread
« on: January 22, 2020, 10:42:49 pm »
Do you not have a grill on your cooker?

Even then, you can make a tasty cheese toastie in a frying pan, should you be so inclined.

PPE: assuming his weird upside-down people use the same terminology as my Celtic brethren, cheese on toast is melted cheese between two slices of toast. Well... it can be melted cheese on one slice of toast, but if you do that, you have two, so it’s just like having a sandwich and then eating one slice of bread and then the other.

Unless he’s completely fucking bananas and only has one slice. Then he’s lost to us forever.

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 10:39:24 pm »
If he could walk to England from where he lives, I imagine the 3 grams would be the least of his worries. He’d be world famous!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you laugh today: 10101 bits and counting
« on: January 22, 2020, 10:20:58 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on January 22, 2020, 09:13:09 pm
I've just realized that spiderbots do NOT trigger my instinctual rage-state transformation regarding real arachnids.

Welcome to human society, robotic bug friends.

EDIT: In truth, I recognize that spiders are a valuable, essential, and beneficial part of our ecosystem. My fear of spiders is in fact a bonafide irrational phobia.

All phobias, by definition, are irrational.

Like phobophobia: the phobia of phobias. Though in reading more about it, it appears more to be an anxiety of encountering an extant phobia.

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 10:18:46 pm »
15k of what?

I mean, that’s only, like, three grams, so I’d hope it’s fookin’ valuable.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The King's Dilemma (4/12)
« on: January 22, 2020, 09:05:17 pm »
House Name: Uist
Character Name: Iain
Claims: The Mark of Tyrill
The Mark of Allwed
The Mark of Wylio

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 08:57:00 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on January 22, 2020, 08:53:57 pm
I just scan my stuff and go home. ???

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

STOP RIGHT THERE, NINJA... ASSassin?

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 08:50:55 pm »
People are also entirely stupid and need to be handheld through the entire ordeal despite the instructions of how to operate the machine and/or fix whatever they’ve fucked up being displayed literally right in front of them, which requires another person to come along and quietly euthanize them correct their issue.

Also, people are stupid, so even if the person operating the self-service checkout isn’t entirely brain dead, the person who re-stocked the bags on them last may have forgotten to reset the scales, so it requires another person to come along and apologize for their colleague’s incompetence the machine being awkward.

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 08:33:22 pm »
Quote from: Iduno on January 22, 2020, 07:06:53 pm
Quote from: hector13 on January 22, 2020, 04:47:22 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 22, 2020, 04:03:01 pm
Quote from: Eschar on January 22, 2020, 03:53:10 pm
-snip-
Question: is causing a child to be born thus unethical?
Dad here: The answer from my perspective is both yes and no. Why? There are a lot more states in the world than suffering. Is it unethical to deny the creation of knowledge, music, poetry, art, engineering, and euphoria?
D’you know for suresies the creation will experience those things?

I know, right? My parents' kids were stupid as fuck.

I know at least one of your parents’ kids is not stupid as fuck!

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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: January 22, 2020, 08:28:38 pm »
I enjoy it.

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 04:52:13 pm »
Joy is so fleeting;
suffering is eternal;
Refrigerator.

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 04:47:22 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 22, 2020, 04:03:01 pm
Quote from: Eschar on January 22, 2020, 03:53:10 pm
-snip-
Question: is causing a child to be born thus unethical?
Dad here: The answer from my perspective is both yes and no. Why? There are a lot more states in the world than suffering. Is it unethical to deny the creation of knowledge, music, poetry, art, engineering, and euphoria?
D’you know for suresies the creation will experience those things?

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General Discussion / Re: [Burg] 12 burgs a day recommended daily intake (Happy thread)
« on: January 22, 2020, 03:22:03 pm »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 22, 2020, 02:41:30 pm
Quote from: Iduno on January 22, 2020, 02:34:13 pm
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on January 22, 2020, 12:05:08 pm
Quote from: TamerVirus on January 22, 2020, 11:44:53 am
NORMAL HUMANS don't think about giving the self-checkout machine at the grocery rights
Not the checkout machines, AIs. If we make a machine that can think for itself, it should have rights. If the machine has no thoughts, it can’t suffer

Wait, you want (actual) AI, so it can suffer? Hmm.
I don’t want AI to suffer. I mentioned creatures with thoughts had the chance of suffering, if they are given rights, the rights will prevent them from suffering. Creatures with thoughts deserve rights

I have thoughts and I suffer.

I think it would be unethical to make an AI anyway, and subject it to the suffering of existence.

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