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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: June 13, 2019, 08:16:22 pm »
Oh that’s good news. It boggles my mind that someone can peddle such patently obvious bullshit and keep a straight face the entire time.

“God wanted Trump to be President” was a particular highlight.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: June 13, 2019, 01:10:46 pm »
Donald trolls by saying he’d accept information on a 2020 opponent from a foreign government, because that witch hunt he’s been going on about for two years ended long enough ago that he’s forgotten about it.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 12, 2019, 06:21:39 pm »
That's a viable solution, but will be regarded as "greedy" by people who have no idea how much work and expense this kind of thing actually entails.

That's 'cause what they're doing adds very little value to the game in relation to the expense of doing it.

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I’ll pee the woman.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 11, 2019, 01:15:05 pm »
I’m not sure if this is a city, county, or state thing, but apparently all the roadworks on all the routes into the nearest city (or... essentially the largest nearby town) need to be done simultaneously.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: June 10, 2019, 10:13:24 pm »
I want to make a joke about Americans being ubermensch, but I always worry things like that will come to haunt me in future, so here’s me explaining why I’m not making that joke instead.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you mildly sad today thread
« on: June 10, 2019, 07:17:36 pm »
I got an extra day of holiday in 2012 ‘cause the queen won’t die.

That was kinda cool I guess.

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Surprised by the lack of obvious targeting, Blackhawk is allowed to drop a rope, upon which slide down a regal looking figure. Green and white robes, a sword with a cross-shaped hilt and jade pommel, a crown on the top of his head, and dark skin with hazel eyes. The man speaks in a Rwandan accent, demanding "CAPTAIN MASTERS! I am the King of Rwanda, and the second hand of the Holmsian Empire. I know you seek No Quarter in all conflict, so face me in a one on one duel on the mainland. If you win, and kill me, we in the government will hold off, the only opposition being the pacifistic Wiki-Warrior agent you face. But if I win, and you die? Your men must stand down and face trial. You are allowed advantages, of course, but this is one on one. No outside help. Do we have a deal, Captain? Or are you going to drag this out?"

Captain Edgars spits at the ponce's feet, holding up his bloody hand.

"You fire on my ships and kill my men, then challenge an injured man to a fight to the death? Such a brave man you are, sire," drawing chuckles from his crew.

"No, we do this my way. You issued the challenge, the seaman's code of honour dictates the challenged party chooses the place and the means of combat.

I refuse to leave my ship and my crew. Consequently, we do it here. You will be safe aboard this vessel, I am in command and no member of my crew will dare go against a direct order.
"

Edgar addresses his crew, pointing to the king.

"THIS MAN IS ON THE SHIP UNDER MY AUTHORITY, ANY MEMBER OF MY CREW INTERFERING WITH HIM WILL BE SHOT AND THROWN OVERBOARD."

"We will not, however, be fighting. My injury puts me at a great disadvantage, so we will be engaging in some... Highjinks." this draws some gasps, murmuring, and generally excited babble from his crew.

"SILENCE!" which promptly quietens them.

Edgar starts pointing to various members of his crew.

"YOU! Bring up the barrel.

YOU! A table, three chairs and two mugs.

YOU! a medical kit and tweezers, you will be tending my injury.
"

He turns to speak to Henry, quietly.

"Find the best medics you can and send them over to the Cappella so they can tend to the injured and get those men out of the water, immediately. When this has been organised, return here; you are my second."

Captain Masters returns his attention to the king, the crew tasked with obtaining the items returning and placing them between the two men.

"You will of course be allowed a second, either from among your own men," he gestures to the Blackhawk. "or from my crew. They understand the rules better than any, and will serve you well.

Speaking of which, the rules! I understand if you've never played before, it is an old seaman's game, so I shall enlighten you,
He pries the lid off the barrel, revealing a strong smelling, clear liquid within. "Rum. None of this watered down grog the British Navy give their crew as rations, this is proper, undiluted perfection. The barrel was recently received, and is unaged, hence the clear liquid. Not for the faint of heart, I assure you.

We each have a mug filled by our opponent's second, who will place the mug in front of us. We clink our mugs together, hard enough that liquid from both mugs splashes into the other, then we each drink. Once emptied, we replace the mug on the table open side down. We can't have someone avoid drinking their fill, can we? This continues until you fall out of your chair or your head hits the table.

Given the conditions you applied upon your dashing entrance, the loser of this game will be shot and thrown overboard.
"

Edgar pulls out the single seat for the king on his side of the table, gesturing for him to sit.

"Do we have an accord?"

Cheat with powers. Alcohol has an analgesic effect, use Revisionist on every mug I receive to turn the contained liquid into water. Any grimaces from pain can be passed off as the crewman tending my injured hand.

Cheat with no powers too! If I'm unable to change the liquid in any particular round, clink the mug harder to slosh more liquid out of my mug, drink messily so I'm consuming less. I am getting drunk after all...

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: June 06, 2019, 08:35:31 pm »
To quote hector: "Dude, touch her butt."

T’be fair, I was quoting descan.

As fer Kagus, putting your willy in a warm wet place every so often is fun times, but if you aren’t looking for casual shaggings or feel incapable of not getting too attached, or just generally don’t want to get with your friends, probably best to let her know you’re not into doing your friends. Perhaps butt-touching is not in your near-future.

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I’ll be doing some rolling kick.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: June 04, 2019, 09:02:49 pm »
They don’t have incontrovertible proof though. They have what Mueller found but could not do anything with, and a White House that’s unwilling to share information with any investigations congressional committees undertake. That can be brushed off as Trump being Trump (see: “Sadiq Khan is a stone cold loser”, “I didn’t say Meghan Markle was nasty, oh that recording of the interview I said that in is fake news”)

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: June 04, 2019, 08:31:34 pm »
How many Republicans are willing to risk the wrath of the deplorables, though?

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tic-tac-toe... board? nerd

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