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General Discussion / Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« on: April 15, 2019, 01:12:47 pm »
You didn’t get cheated, one of your players took out the goalie as the other scored.
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... I know rotten luck can turn people off of a game...
))We’re already all Pathos, there would be no point.What I'm saying is we should have joined the Nexus. But we didn't so we're guilty of terrorismI remember we had a conspiracy theory thread here not that long ago...which led to one of those surveillance targeted types showing up.So what you're saying is we need another?
I think they accused Satanic Freemasons as the guilty party
I feel like strobe lights would mess up his sleep pattern worse than some birds, along with all the neighbors, and is probably also illegalStumbled upon the online ‘gangstalking’ community where everyone’s convinced they’ve the target of some coordinated surveillance conspiracy.
Ah, crazy people and the internet
I know one of those! He set up strobe lights outside his bedroom window at 4AM in NYC to scare away the birds, which were CIA surveillance birds trying to ruin his sleep patterns.
He was made to take them down, IIRC. I also recall his essay on how the local ice cream truck was harassing him as well what with it's whimsical jingles in the afternoon hours.