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Sports fan ability is basically just knowing when to cheer and when to boo.

You did good though, Yoink. G’on yersel’ and a’ that.

Edgar sighs inwardly to himself, while putting an encouraging edge to his voice.

“ALMOST, ALMOST! MAINTAIN FIRE ON THE CHOPPER, MEN! THEY WILL RUE THE DAY THEY DECIDED TO ATTACK EDGAR MASTERS AND HIS CREW!”

While they do that, use Revisionist to alter the furthest... whatever it is now, cannon or otherwise, into an AA gun, and man it myself. Take a moment to center the helicopter in my sights and fire!

If the helicopter is down, tell the crew to maintain fire on the Eldridge’s weapons, and continue our approach.

... then deal with the hole in the ship. Find some detritus to change into various bits of metal and welding equipment (with safety goggles!) as well as a nice pump and a long enough hose to pump the seawater out the ship.

That’s only because an amendment was added to it to completely eliminate the possibility of a no-deal Brexit ever. Still amusing, though.

I don’t understand how this government is still in power. They’ve been fucking about for two years getting nothing, what is essentially flagship policy voted down twice - once by the biggest defeat in history - and they have no time left to get anything new in because they were trying to run down the clock, presumably in the hope politicians were going to be sensible.

Either Brexit happens with a no-deal, which means they’re going against parliament, or they withdraw Article 50, which means they’re going against the people.

Tomorrow there’s a vote on extending Article 50. Working under the assumption it passes (because nobody thinks this government can work something out in less than 15 days, regardless of the EU’s position on budging on the deal they’ve said they’re not budging on) the 27 EU states have to agree to it, and I think they want a better reason than “we’ve been pissing into the wind for two years, and we want to do it some more, please.”

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE PROGRAM

You mean the word of God that was written by people? /probably trying to start something because organized religion is silly and it’s late and I’ve been tired all day and can’t sleep

Turn to page 129.

You are eaten by a Yeti.

Dark Souls picking things up from old games it seems.

Exactly. If people weren’t selfish and using the water to live, maybe they’d have electricity.