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I thought it was Jurassic Park on the SNES and you just didn’t find the NVGs yet.

Quote from: scriver on September 03, 2018, 08:19:36 am

wat

Yeah when you set it to 0% autokill you'll find yourself with lots and lots of prisoners and field executions.

Er... they’re bags or organs for fixing your colonists.

Jeff visited the same confectionery every day after work, purchasing the same snowball each time, a sweet cream-filled pastry covered in shaved coconut. Each day the proprietor greeted him with the same friendly smile and nod, as he reached behind the same pristine unblemished counter to provide Jeff with his afternoon snack.

One day Jeff noticed a small poster on the window as he entered, shaking him from his automatic pilot reverie. A local boxer was offering to allow people to hit him for charity. He was raising money for a support group for veterans failed by the state. The event was to happen the very next day, during his daily sojourn for his sugary goodness.

The day game, and he saw what must be the stall for the generous pugilist. There was presently nobody kind enough, perhaps sadistic enough to assault the kindly-looking man for altruistic purposes. Once more shaken from his near fugue state by a sudden change to his daily routine, he engaged the candyman in conversation.

“How well has the young man done, collecting funds for the lonely veterans by allowing people to punch him?”

It was then that the sweet shop owner ruined the rest of his day:

I think it’s 40-20-10

I like the mahjong mini-game.

Most of my Yakuza play time is mini games. I like myself Super Hang-On, and I had to play a game I never really played in my youth to unlock it

Quote from: Frumple on August 31, 2018, 12:27:32 pm

I'm pretty sure you could, it'd just take sufficiently careful brain surgery. Think I got an ice pick and some rubbing alcohol I could mail you, somewhere around here...

Baby shark doo doo doo doo

Fucking why

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 31, 2018, 05:51:07 am

Okay, I admit I desperately want to see those threads. Links?

Someone made a list of all the weird shit on Bay12 in here

First one in a while that got me. Ya prick.

I'm answering questions in the order they appear. I'm pretty sure that writing the answer to questions in reverse order would make it technically untrue.

No, it wouldn't. You labelled the questions you were responding to from RGU, while you quoted the two questions I asked and gave non-specific answers.