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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: August 13, 2018, 07:09:28 am »
The police actually did good this time, by banning weapons and shit, and actually keeping the protesters apart instead of funneling through the same spaces.

It amuses me that white supremasists always cover their faces, like they’re ashamed to be true to themselves.

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It’s ‘cause I really liked that cat. That cat was my destiny.

I was expecting a DF reference about falling into unconsciousness after getting a chipped bone from head bumps, but that works too.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 12, 2018, 07:47:32 pm »
Speaking of YouTube, a man decided to post a video of him and two friends driving over 100mph on a country road in Britain, and consequently got arrested, fined, and their driving licenses revoked.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that someone who thinks driving that fast is a good idea is an idiot, but wow anyway.

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I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.
>The cat strikes hector13 (tame) in the head, bruising the brain.
It’s worse when they headbutt my shin.

I guess I should be glad they’re not archers.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 12, 2018, 04:28:19 pm »
Discovered the weenus and the flagina are parts of the body.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: August 12, 2018, 04:23:54 pm »
It’s only been, what, 8 and a half years? That’s a few days, if you consider the grand scale of billions of years worth of potential days that have already passed and are still to come.

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I regularly headbutt my cats.

>The damaged part explodes into gore!

Gently. I headbutt them like they headbutt me.

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I regularly headbutt my cats.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 12, 2018, 03:26:12 pm »
The jump scare is a cheap trick for a horror movie, so incorporating it into the advertisement lets people know if they enjoy horror, here’s a horror movie. It’s probably cheaper than cutting together bits from the movie for a trailer.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 12, 2018, 02:53:57 pm »
So, there's some upcoming horror flick titled "The Nun".

I don't think very highly of it right now since one of their ads is apparently a simple jumpscare featuring stuff from the movie, like the titular Nun.

It's just a simple clip of a hallway, the video "glitching" for a few seconds, Nun face, and then brief reveal of the movie and credits before five seconds are up.

I wonder if the person who made that was so isolated from literally all horror culture that they genuinely thought they were breaking new ground there.

People watch movies for tropes and cliches. Critics would claimnit isn’t horror because it didn’t indulge in the cheap tricks horror movies use to induce fear and discomfort.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol thread
« on: August 12, 2018, 02:48:16 pm »
Quote from: Donald Trump
I condemn all acts of violence!

This message seems a tad disingenuous coming from Mr Fire and Fury.
It's not violence when he's doing it. It's Red-Blooded American Justice *eagle screech*!
So, this represents Trump flip-flopping on his “both sides were violent/fucking white nationalists/there were good people on both sides” thing again, then? It’s interesting that the man who is s’posed to come up with the message really can’t stay on message.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 12, 2018, 01:09:57 pm »
I mean the best thing you could do is take it out of the fridge and put it in the trash can.

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Someone mentioned an ai which could create short stories, I imagine it’s that.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 11, 2018, 08:49:16 pm »
Honestly not even sure why you'd need to make an account to tell people that they're wrong about something, assuming that you're not also insulting their mother while you're at it.

If you're not insulting their mother, you aren't putting enough work in.

Ah come on, you can do better than that. Insulting parentage is rookie-tier basic stuff, it’s unoriginal and boring. Anyone worth their salt can brush it off ‘cause some random on the Internet means jack shit.

fakeedit: apparently Internet needs to be autocorrected to be capitalised.

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