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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 22, 2018, 02:20:05 pm »
Probably after being tased, yes.

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General Discussion / Re: Drunk Thread -(Awesome Thread)-
« on: April 22, 2018, 08:40:01 am »
My car beeps kinda gently when I double-lock it. It’s almost as if it’s shy, and doesn’t want to draw too much attention to itself.

I don’t generally do it unless I’m unsure of whether or not I locked the car, and am too far away to here the locks clicking. Anyhow, I always give the handles a pull on the driver and driver-side rear door, just to make sure.

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General Discussion / Re: Drunk Thread -(Awesome Thread)-
« on: April 21, 2018, 10:22:48 pm »
I don’t know how to fix a car, why can’t I spend thousands of dollars I don’t have on a new shell that’s got slightly fancier widgets inside?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 21, 2018, 03:33:26 pm »
I enjoy watching my blood fill the little vials.

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That was tremendous.

It was such a life-affirming moment when her friend pointed out to her that they're actually the same size.

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I hope amazing provided consent.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol: cabinet reshuffle shuffle shuffle
« on: April 21, 2018, 03:13:40 pm »
So that's why they play it for 5 days at a time...

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 21, 2018, 01:17:28 pm »
I do that at work. I seem to very good at getting paper cuts from cardboard boxes on my fingers, scraping my arms on the edges of shelves, that kinda thing.

Also burned my arm on the oven last week, but then completely forgot about it and had a double take when I saw the blister before remembering.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 20, 2018, 07:32:35 pm »
Yeah smj, how dare you suggest it’s alright for Hitler to have a birthday just because other dictators and genocidal fuckheads have birthdays.

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Mafia / Re: Invitation to Mafia Championship Season 5
« on: April 20, 2018, 06:57:23 pm »
That’s why I want to nominate Shakerag. He doesn’t want to do it, ergo he’s the best person to do it.

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Mafia / Re: Invitation to Mafia Championship Season 5
« on: April 20, 2018, 06:36:33 pm »
I'd like to nominate Shakerag.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol: cabinet reshuffle shuffle shuffle
« on: April 19, 2018, 10:10:07 pm »
N’mind then, it’s bedtime I’m allowed to be drawing poor conclusions :p

I’m surprised Trump’s opinion remains static long enough it can be written down, though...

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol: cabinet reshuffle shuffle shuffle
« on: April 19, 2018, 10:03:50 pm »
Hey man, FBI is meant to be apolitical. Can’t have the staff complaining about the other appointments, can we?

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol: cabinet reshuffle shuffle shuffle
« on: April 19, 2018, 01:49:50 pm »
Alex Jones is being sued by some of the parents of the victims at Sandy Hook.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 19, 2018, 01:07:21 pm »
Double-Teamed in the Poop Chute By My Crippling Depression and Ennui, a new eroticella novella by Chuck Tingle.

I'm sigging this, you have no choice.

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