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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 07, 2018, 02:00:57 pm »
Took me a while to figure it out, too.

Of all the things to be angry about regarding NuWars, that’s kind of a poor choice.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 06, 2018, 10:38:21 pm »
Lol please, I already pre-ordered the PS5.


Fresh WTF: just had a customer talk to me whilst casually scraping the wax out of his ear with a car key. D: D: D:

Yoink, you're a spectacularly odd person.

Well maybe they asked Yoink to scrape the earwax out of their ears with a car key.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 06, 2018, 10:33:10 pm »
Finished touching runestones at... some cave with a big snake in it, apparently met a god.

Anyhow, was riding my bird-horse, going to get my car back from the imperials when I spy a giant cow.

“Oh ho,” I says, “I think I’m going to kill that cow.”

So I attack the cow. It falls on top of me a few times, I hit it a few times with various weapons hoping to see orange numbers. I cast my Quintcast Fira, which hits it five times for 9999 damage. It still has, I’d say, around 70% health at this point.

I see a prompt saying “summon”, so I do it.

Some gigantic dude with a big staff comes out and is all, like, shooting lightning at this giant cow and incinerating the land within about a 100ft radius from the corpse.

TL;DR I got the ability to summon a god of lightning and the first thing I did was summon it to kill a big cow.

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He was too shy to market his opus as his own work, so he attributed it to a robot

Robo Smithee, if you will

Aluminum Smithee.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 06, 2018, 08:43:34 pm »
But, but, what if I want to play Bloodborne one day?

This is, honestly, the only reason I'd ever even think about getting a PS4.

Blood or energy Bloodborne is free this month with a PS Plus subscription.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 05, 2018, 04:14:30 pm »
Go to elsewhere with your faff.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 05, 2018, 01:01:10 pm »
For years this mission has tormented me, unable to achieve all three objectives to obtain the gold medal. I can connect Vienna and Istanbul, because that's the only one you absolutely fail on, but achieving personal wealth of $15m and an average express (only passengers and mail) speed of 30mph was never something I could achieve simultaneously...

Until now.

Fuck you, Orient Express, I'm going to Argentina.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 04, 2018, 06:49:04 pm »
... how the fuck can you describe any part of an Australian Summer as cold? :P

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol: Russia investigation sheneinighans
« on: March 04, 2018, 12:35:31 am »
Oh good god.

"He's now president for life. President for life. No, he's great," Trump said. "And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll have to give that a shot some day."

Why would you ever say that?!

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html

wtflol.....

He wouldn't last long if he tried to run for a third term and refuse to step down after his second is finished.

Please don't tempt fate.

Also, didn't you guys go to war over something like this about 250 years back?

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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: March 02, 2018, 09:59:31 pm »
I don’t know the periodic table that much, can you point out the puns in the last three posts?

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General Discussion / Re: Terrible Jokes
« on: March 01, 2018, 11:00:59 pm »
Don’t be such a boron.

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Smuggled half a billion in bullion through customs with efficient and knowledgeable use of forms CI-83 and RN-26.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 01, 2018, 10:04:22 pm »
Pretty much the same there. Not really any big predators that’ll be willing to take on anything with 5 pointy ends.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 01, 2018, 01:40:51 pm »
Maybe don’t park right next to the lake when it’s freezing.

A problem if you live next to the lake and it’s Winter, but that’s your problem. Tarpaulins, maybe?

The lake effect is also quite nice sometimes, though. The Summer is slightly less unbearable ‘cause of the cooler air. Also I didn’t get snowed on like my friends 150 miles in state did over the weekend. Unfortunate that I was visiting them at the time, but ah well.

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General Discussion / Re: AmeriPol: Russia investigation sheneinighans
« on: February 28, 2018, 10:36:01 pm »
I imagine most people just went “well yeah, ‘cause it doesn’t say anything about not immediately getting back together with them.”

I mean come on guys, be more pedantic.

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