Finished touching runestones at... some cave with a big snake in it, apparently met a god.
Anyhow, was riding my bird-horse, going to get my car back from the imperials when I spy a giant cow.
“Oh ho,” I says, “I think I’m going to kill that cow.”
So I attack the cow. It falls on top of me a few times, I hit it a few times with various weapons hoping to see orange numbers. I cast my Quintcast Fira, which hits it five times for 9999 damage. It still has, I’d say, around 70% health at this point.
I see a prompt saying “summon”, so I do it.
Some gigantic dude with a big staff comes out and is all, like, shooting lightning at this giant cow and incinerating the land within about a 100ft radius from the corpse.
TL;DR I got the ability to summon a god of lightning and the first thing I did was summon it to kill a big cow.