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That was passed to him by a guard, if I recall correctly.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 03, 2017, 12:22:32 pm »
When I'm at work and not wanting to do work, I at least try to look as though I'm doing work.

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ABC suspends Brian Ross for erroneous Flynn report.

Quite the own goal there, Brian. Fake news, indeed.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« on: December 02, 2017, 05:41:14 pm »
Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

Here is your phone, señora.

Accept the phone.

"Oh, thank you, sir." Myrtle sighs in relief as she takes the phone. "I was dreadfully worried. I do hope you got some good use out of it."

Ivan shrugs

I did not have much oportunidad to use it, I think.

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I hope that isn’t just occurring to you. The people at the top seem to see accumulation of more pennies as an end in itself.

Why should the folk who inherited their parents millions share their hard-earned wealth with those lazy plebs on welfare?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 02, 2017, 02:04:38 pm »
Insure the hell out of everything and go on holiday during death-season.

Simples :P.


But you have no money for holidays because you’reninsurng the hell out of everything, and those premiums go up during/after death season, man.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« on: December 02, 2017, 01:42:22 pm »
Refuse medical help until we’re back at base (‘cause fuck you guys and your “medical training” :P)

Return Myrtle’s phone to her, pointedly ignoring Jay

Here is your phone, señora.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« on: December 02, 2017, 08:54:08 am »
Ivan just shakes his head

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General Discussion / Re: [Ye] Welcome to the bunzone nerd! (Happy thread)
« on: November 30, 2017, 06:18:03 pm »
It’s just a repackaged Battle Royale, really. A much less interesting one.

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I think Interpol are more of a liaison thing between police forces of various nationalities.

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Like I said, the context it appears in is important. There are people who believe that horned helm = Viking, thus the “right?” could have been “we all know this, so I can continue with my point.”

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I had no trouble detecting the sarcasm A Thing wrote - because context matters. The horned helmet thing is widely known to be a myth, so his ", right?" on the end alluded to the misconception itself. Asking for validation for a well known false statement is a deliberate give-away that you're being sarcastic. Showing that a comparable linguistic construct contains no irony or sarcasm misses the point. Sarcasm and irony rely on saying the opposite of what you really mean.

e.g. calling Abe Lincoln "one of the greatest Republican presidents of all time" vs calling Trump "one of the greatest Republican presidents of all time". Linguistically, they are as identical as the horned helmet vs the ship-shields. But one is clearly sincere while the other is clearly sarcastic. Context makes all the difference for sarcasm, and showing that a near identical statement lacks sarcasm isn't sufficient to disprove sarcasm.

Well the use of “right?” implies a rhetorical question, meaning the statement prior to it is either obviously true or obviously false. Given I don’t know A Thing, I don’t know whether or not they are aware of the well-travelled myth (in which Vikings in media are generally shown/described with horned helms to show they are Vikings) so was unaware of which state they meant the rhetorical question.

Didn’t expect two paragraphs of textual analysis on how irony works :P ah well. Irony doesn’t work well in a non-verbal medium, because there are no tonal or body language cues with which to discern whether or not the phrase is to be taken at face value or means the opposite of what was actually put down.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: November 29, 2017, 08:04:15 am »
I avoid pooping in non-my-own-toilets.

I did once get a gippy tummy of and about once, and was required to paint the porcelain of a public convenience with the contents of everything south of my colon.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: SCP: Legion of the D.E.A.D: Mission 1: Waltzing Matilda
« on: November 29, 2017, 07:34:06 am »
Get in the van

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Vikings wore horned helmets, right?

No.

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