As if I didn't already have enough reasons to hate this awful little country I'm doomed to live in. :c
This sounds like you'd probably hate anywhere you were born. Like, the UK :-
- three times the population of Australia packed in like sardines into a tiny country
- to put this in perspective, Australia has three people per square km, while UK has 395.
Which is why vast areas of Scotland have no people in it
Scotland has one motorway, that doesn’t even extend beyond the central belt!
- UK is a wall-to-wall Melbourne basically, but completely full of English people. No thanks.
Fucking excuse me?
- extremely rigid class heirarchy. you think the Liberal Party of Australia are arrogant pricks? Try the Tories.
Er... point.
- wet and miserable like all the time
Wet /=/ miserable. Who wants blazing hot sunshine and skin cancer all the time.
- everything costs a lot
Booze can be cheap /ignore minimum pricing laws in Scotland that are in the process of going ahead
- minimum wage 2/3rds of Australia, even though nothing is cheaper
Nobody wants your silly Aussie money.
- the girls are all either upper/middle class snobs or complete back-alley trollops. I've met British women here on holidays, they were all awful.
Says more about the type of person attracted to Australia.
- You have to have a special license to watch TV
You have to have a special license to avoid a fine for watching TV, and tolerate intimidating letters if you don’t too.
- they have electricity for renters that you have to pre-pay by sticking coins in or you freeze to death. Because poor people can't be trusted. And if poor people run out of money for electricity, fuck'em. They're poor people:
https://movies.stackexchange.com/questions/24540/what-exactly-does-one-bar-fire-with-50p-in-the-meter-mean
Some places man.
Does that fucking sound like what you want? Half the people there would kill to have Australian citizenship.
Sounds alright. Go to Edinburgh, be a bartender like every other Australian /stereotypes.
