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Also extend.

I wanna talk about the stuff on my mind but I also don't wanna talk about the stuff on my mind. Damnit.
Oh well, suffice it to say I am quite nervous about tomorrow morning. I shall sleep now, rather than getting distracted and going in search of the Nervous thread. Wish me luck?

Channeling your inner Neo?

But no, you will not be wished luck, because we all know you'll kick its ass anyway, whatever it is.

(so long as it's not meeting a romantic partner for a first date. don't kick ass then, do as Descan would do)

Quote from: Deus Asmoth on September 12, 2017, 06:03:57 pm

hector, Is the only reason for trying the dirty bomb to roll the dice and hope for something good, or do you see another benefit to it?

Let's see an answer to this.

That was pretty much it.

DA and Persus are quiet duckies, so I wanted something other than decyphering whose silence was more scummy to figure 'em out.

American employment law isn't great for the employee.

Did you scream and run away?

Ooo, implications.

Started as Muscovy.

Took Tver (vassalised them, but whatevs) and then Yaroslav and Ryazan.

Novgorod declared war on Tver, I came in on their side, did rather well, I thought, to hold 'em back on my Northern border.

The Golden Horde decide to take the opportunity to take me from behind, the dirty bastards, and declare war on my Southern border.

I immediately ask for a white peace from Novgorod, and due to their skyrocketing war exhaustion, they accept, allowing me to focus on the significantly larger Mongol army. I field 14k troops, versus their ~30k.

I have my troops in one stack (muy importante for later) and am basically doing a whack-a-Mongol as they take and I retake my various provinces. My war exhaustion goes up and up. And up. Oh god it's still going... so many revolts man, I lose provinces to the rebels.

Anyway, I manage to retake enough of my provinces and smash their armies enough to get 1% warscore, which is enough to get a White Peace with them. I retake the provinces from the rebels.

Unfortunately my truce with Novgorod had expired, allowing them to declare war on me from the North once again.

Now proceeds the same whack-a-Russian as they take and I retake provinces and UTTERLY DECIMATE THEIR ARMIES HAHAHAHA. So many peasants, just go away for fuck sake. I take one province from the Novgorods and all their money in the peace deal.

Unfortunately my truce with the Golden Horde had expired, allowing them to declare war- you get the picture.

Whack-a-Mongol, peasant revolts. I decide to take out a new peasant revolt in passing them, and the Golden Horde move in and camp out around the edges of the battle, watching. Waiting.

I assume, anyway, their huge stack of 25k troops sit there as I smash some rebels. I win the fight, and IMMEDIATELY lose to the Golden Horde, and my entire army disappears.

Well, fuck that, game.