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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 10, 2017, 01:51:56 pm »
Got an American joke.

What is the difference between an American citizen and a cruise missile?

A cruise missile knows where Syria is.

I too have an American joke:
The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.
(giggles)

I'll have you know that its the best congress money can buy.

Coming from a country that's several billions in debt, so you're actually right
Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't most (if not all) countries in the world have some debt? America might have the most but it's hardly the only nation with national debt.

Anyway, I have a joke:
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store nuts for winter, and now I am dead."

Then the tree says "I know where you can store your nuts", waggling its branches. Then a saxophone begins to play...

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 10, 2017, 01:33:44 pm »
they teach how to read maps
This was PE class for me. Orienteering was and is fun, though the rules say you can't go alone into the woods, and almost every time I ended up with someone particularly lazy as my partner.
I should specify that I meant "this symbol means post office, this is a church" kinda map reading, as opposed to "this is how maps work".

I remember orienteering in primary school, prior to the various specialised classes in high school, which we first did in the local park, and then a trip out to the local country park. I don't like being outside, but I did rather enjoy orienteering.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 10, 2017, 12:40:54 pm »
Got an American joke.

What is the difference between an American citizen and a cruise missile?

A cruise missile knows where Syria is.

I too have an American joke:
The government in this country is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.
(giggles)

That's more of a modern politics joke.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 10, 2017, 07:12:45 am »
That isn't the criticism leveraged against Americans.

The Criticism is that they don't know the trivia. Not that they don't know what an archipelago is.

That was what NJW was saying, even in England (also Scotland, in my own experience) they don't teach "this is where Djibouti is" they teach how to read maps and various things about erosion, and shit like that.

Ninja'd but fack it.

A degree of my geographical trivia knowledge comes from video games.

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 09, 2017, 08:07:33 pm »
You posted that three minutes after the deadline.

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Hey, I'm out of the hospital! Again. Let's hope it's for longer this time.

I got told I was a model patient too.

Were you used to explain to dem med students that the knee bone's connected to the... thigh bone?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 09, 2017, 07:57:23 pm »
By having other, tastier vegetables?

SUCH AS THE NOBLE ASPARAGUS but for real cauliflower sucks it's like if broccoli was germinated with cardboard.

Asparagus is indeed the most noble of vegetables.

It is probably aided by the fact I don't like veggies that much. Bell peppers can go to hell.

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 09, 2017, 07:21:29 pm »
EBWOP

The stuff in paragraphs 2, 3, and 4 of the preceding post are to do with DA and why I'm voting them.

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 09, 2017, 07:20:34 pm »
I'd be alright with a DA lynch to be fair. Moved on from FoU, just been trying to get him to explain himself for a bit. Evidently him being convinced I'm scum hasn't aided that effort.

He hasn't really put much effort into finding original leads, dropping lines of inquiry, and interjecting with others regarding the two major things going on (the FoU/hector talk-past-each-other-for-profit-and-glory fest, and the BHK's misunderstanding of various things from Round 1) without doing too much.

Arguably joined an easy train on BHK, seeing as half of the players in the game were voting him before FoU announced he made him unlynchable in an utterly nonsensical move.

I guess I also like symmetry.



Not sure why BHK is speculating on NKs though, I would've thought FoU or I would have been better, to throw massive shade on the other if they flip town.

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 09, 2017, 12:08:41 pm »
What makes Persus more suspicious than DA?

Alternatively:

What makes DA's fewer posts of higher town quality than Persus' many?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 08, 2017, 09:30:44 pm »
No, sorry, too late, your shitposting credentials are hereby revoked.

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 08, 2017, 08:12:40 pm »
[1] What did you know about regarding player actions in the previous round that could have been discussed when I was doing RVS?

[2] Why do you think TDS and BHK engaged in RVS behaviour at the start of D2? Are they scum too?

[3] Do you think BHK asking DA why he chose Toxic Goo for Round 1 will help us dovone his alignment Round 2?

[4] Did you Buff BHK on N0?(!)

[1] It isn't all about what I know. I could, however, have discussed players losing their abilities by targeting me(when I was a Yellow Goo) and which players currently have lost their abilities(BHK who lost a bussing ability and somebody unknown who lost a poison ability... actually, I can deduce TheDarkStar or Persus13 was the poisoner based on BHK being a busser and the other players having their roles revealed by death). Also, it looks like you're asking loaded questions again. You now respond with "Why didn't you actually do that while I was doing RVS?"

No I'm going to ask why you waited 'til now to bring it up. It's good stuff, which could've done with much discussion prior to now.

I'll also ask what I was s'pose to talk about regarding Round 1 when I didn't participate in Round 1?

[2] Actually, BHK's stuff was mostly not RVS. A legitimate if weak on its own suspicion, informing me he lost an ability from me, anti-lurk prods, a question based on the previous round, and not a question at all. TheDarkStar is trickier. Odd thing being he stated he didn't like RVS and two of his three questions were much closer to being RVS than those to BHK. The second question he asked, though, was more like asking for reads.

I suppose it's not just going back into RVS. Thinking more specifically, it's focusing on RVS and nothing else(which you did). I can't say it hasn't produced results in the form of loads of talk, but there were better options, which I have previously elaborated on.

So TDS has a 2/3 RVS, but he's not scum and I am?

And a repeat of what I was s'pose did to discuss from R1 when I was dead during R1.

[3] There's more considerations than just alignment... also how is this question relevant?

There is, but alignment is the major one. You think I'm scum, and are voting for me. You don't know my role.

The relevance is how a player's previous role choice is relevant to now? Doesn't affect alignment, and you only need to know someon's role when you're King.

[4] Okay, at this point you're role fishing. Weakly. For your information, pardoning somebody via Magistrate is a day action. Seriously, you could just go onto the role list and look up Magistrate.

Your role is already out the water, I don't need to fish. I also want to know what you have to say about it.

ninja'd, min.

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Really? Combat log always said you get struck down like, lots of versions ago.

Reminds me of the DF combat log I did of the crucifixion a long time ago...

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 08, 2017, 07:22:18 pm »
What did you know about regarding player actions in the previous round that could have been discussed when I was doing RVS?

Why do you think TDS and BHK engaged in RVS behaviour at the start of D2? Are they scum too?

Do you think BHK asking DA why he chose Toxic Goo for Round 1 will help us dovone his alignment Round 2?

Did you Buff BHK on N0?(!)

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Mafia / Re: King of the Mafia 6: Scummy Road - R2 D1 (6/7)
« on: August 08, 2017, 06:59:21 pm »
[4]. Your posts make it look like you're trying to provoke me into voting you then frame me for an OMGUS, when I actually am in fact voting you because you're scummy. You decided RVS was necessary on the first day of a different round, where we had plenty to discuss from the previous round. I think you killed Shakerag with your mafiakill for revenge.
I was told the only relevance the previous round has is roles, and only us two have claimed.

Everyone, be nice. Is just game. Why you heff to be mad?

Mafia is serious business.

Too busy defending myself.

If you agree with me on that, why haven't you discussed it?

Are you incapable of multi-tasking?

There wasn't anything to discuss. You're the one saying there was.

I didn't post all of yesterday. Why not bring something up then?

The other guys discussed your poisoning, claim, the vagaries of the poison ability, your flip, and how it relates to BHK today.

a) was any of that useful for your assessment of those players?

b) what else was there to discuss? If this plays a significant assessment of why you think I'm scum for preferring RVS over this as-yet-mysterious content, I think the others may want to know what you're talking about.

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