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General Discussion / Re: Shit, let's liberate the fever-dream prison of the mind from almighty BBQ Hitler
« on: April 27, 2017, 02:27:11 pm »Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Several third options were given.
To fill out the 8 1/2 by 11 ballot paper, sure. You can ask for the tofu on the menu but today the chef is only cooking chicken and beef.
Johnson got his one moment to screw up on TV and that was about it for him, not that he had much chance anyway. Where was he at the debates? Oh right. Third parties aren't invited.
By definition, more Americans preferred Hillary to Trump.
More Americans prefer getting stabbed over getting hit by a bus. Is getting stabbed popular in America? I think most would take a third option, if one was given.
yet somehow these scum are still in office.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Thanks for pulling that meme out... again... How about you look into that bag of yours and find a likable candidate that could run for us last year instead.
I can't believe anyone ever thought it was reasonable for people to just jam a flat plastic circle into the irregular crevasses of their ears
Ah yes wrapping it in a condom and shoving it directly into the ear canal was a direct improvement. Esp the part where you have to do that 10 times a minute because they don't stay in the ear canal, almost like things aren't supposed to be there.
Well, I for one certainly appreciated the reference....Guards! Guards!If a dragon were to have sex with a human, would the dragon be arrested for bestiality?
Call me up when some human authority warrants an arrest of a dragon. There's money to be made from that spectacle.
As for self-determination within the UK, in an ideal world it could happen, but in practice, I don't think it can. Theresa May has been clamouring on and on about how the country needs to pull together, but failed to inform the Scottish government precisely when she was going to trigger Article 50, despite apparently having discussed it with the Welsh government - who voted to Leave, as opposed to Scotland's Remain.That would be because she was in Wales, talking with the Welsh government
She met the first minister of Wales in Monday morning to talk about the future of Swansea and in Monday afternoon the date set for triggering article 50 was broadcasted to the entire country through the BBC. What are the SNP getting angry about, they weren't kicked out of Westminster - I don't see how Michael Russell hearing the set date for article 50 being triggered a few hours later from the Welsh suggests the UK is doomed to certain balkanization. The Majority of Scots oppose a second referendum while Nicola Sturgeon announced a second referendum without a mandate from the Scottish people, without informing Westminster ahead of time. This is why I think the obstacle to self-determination and Britain versus self-determination sans Britain is the SNP itself - it's creating a self-fulfilling prophecy by going on a warpath regardless of what its voters want. Seems cheeky that Michael can turn that into an insult, without considering what his party's actions look like to the rest of Britain.
Seems a bit petty, and a little bit hypocritical after May's call for a grown-up relationship between the UK government and the devolved administrations. Further cheekiness from that, when she says she wants the relationships built on "cooperation and consensus" but just outright rejects Scotland's demands to remain a part of the common market as well as the UK. Also the whole "we need to focus on Brexit, you can't have your referendum. We're having a general election, by the way" thing, which essentially wastes two months of your two year negotiation process aimed at disentangling the UK from the past 40+ years of EU law and regulation.There's nothing cheeky about rejecting the demand that Scotland remains a part of the single market and the UK, it's not a demand that can legally be satisfied:QuoteThere was further bad news for the SNP when Elmar Brok, a senior member of the European Parliament, also said there could be “no exceptions” to allow Scotland to remain in the single market.While it would be pretty awesome if the United Kingdom could simultaneously be an independent non-member of the European Union whilst a member of the European Union, it's not possible, nor do the European Union negotiators want to create such an exploitable precedence. In regards to EU law and regulation, the plan has been from the start to transfer EU law and regulation, thus causing no chaotic rush to disentangle 40 years of regulation; there is no issue there. The focus is very much regaining executive authority over how we run our country before deciding exactly what goals and how we run the country will be set.
The German MEP, chairman of the parliament’s foreign affairs committee, told BBC Radio Scotland: "We cannot have two agreements with the United Kingdom and with Scotland.

It seems that (at least the current) British government considers Scotland a petulant child that needs to be kept in line, but I'm also aware of my huge bias against the Tories and for Scotland.Cameron's jellyfish crew gave off that tone, what with his whole infamous "pls don't destroy uk to piss off effin tories" speech, I don't see that in the current gov - who are stepping on eggshells since the SNP seems determined to turn anything into an insult with which to use against Britain. Despite the SNP always having a voice in Westminster, despite sending the Secretary of State for Scotland and other Ministers to discuss the future in Holyrood, the SNP then goes on saying it's a great insult to Scotland because Westminster didn't send David Davis - even though they invited him for March 16, the same day he was due to appear in the House of Commons.
I suppose what I'm getting at is what could the Westminster gov do that would not be deemed an insult to Scotland by the SNP?