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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Where's my FUN?
« on: January 21, 2011, 12:24:44 pm »
Nope, they've sent plenty babbysnatchers but no seige.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Where's my FUN?
« on: January 21, 2011, 12:20:26 pm »
96 populaton, wealth? 182,184 No seiges? Three year fort?
C'mon gobbos.
C'mon gobbos.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: January 21, 2011, 03:20:46 am »Dear Urist McFisherdwarf,
You don't have to stop fishing when you see a carp. You know why? It is a god damn fish! Catch the fucking thing and stop telling me there is nothing to catch in the swamps or you will find yourself reassigned to being the broker's personal ball scratcher so that maybe he will show up to the trade post before the traders leave instead of scratching his nuts somewhere by the river.
The mistakes of a newbie.
You'll learn...
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / So clothing your dwarfs is totally bugged?
« on: January 21, 2011, 03:10:49 am »
So, all my dwarfs are running around nude and there's nothing I can do about it?
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Mafia / Re: Beginner's Mafia XIX - Day 1: Liars and Traitors and Cults, Oh My!
« on: January 21, 2011, 03:01:26 am »
Vadia Convince me you're not a mafia dude.
(I'm not good at logic-ing) Dx
(I'm not good at logic-ing) Dx
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Master of Escaping, Masters of the Hit-and-Run
« on: January 21, 2011, 02:56:09 am »
SOMEONE KILL SOMEONE
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to troll - Starting!
« on: January 21, 2011, 02:54:56 am »
I must bee trollin
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Explore a Dungeon, full.
« on: January 21, 2011, 02:54:04 am »
Sorry, were full atm
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / What is this? Hidden mans?
« on: January 21, 2011, 02:48:11 am »
There appears to be pus and blood pooling at my gate, but I dunno from where?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Accepted Lore for how Engravers work
« on: January 21, 2011, 02:30:20 am »I would have to say that small tools like engraving equipment are simply not mentioned, though 'present' in some sense. I find the beard idea a fine joke, but ultimately too ridiculous.
Ridiculous is a game with Cave Swallow Mean and Magma'd elfs?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Okay, elfs. We'll just be over here. Starving...
« on: January 21, 2011, 01:43:34 am »
Nothing brewable, we're attempting to grow crops now, we need mostly booze.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Okay, elfs. We'll just be over here. Starving...
« on: January 21, 2011, 01:38:14 am »
Rage!
Dorfs: OH GOSH I'M SO HUNGRY
Elfs: Huzzah! We bring bountiful food n' booze!
Dorfs: Yaaay!
Dorfs: Here, take these fine shale and jet crafts we didn't know were decorated with wood!
Elfs: WHAT IS THIS CRAP? GOODBYE.
Dorfs: NO MAH BELLY
And that is how my fort is about to die.
Dorfs: OH GOSH I'M SO HUNGRY
Elfs: Huzzah! We bring bountiful food n' booze!
Dorfs: Yaaay!
Dorfs: Here, take these fine shale and jet crafts we didn't know were decorated with wood!
Elfs: WHAT IS THIS CRAP? GOODBYE.
Dorfs: NO MAH BELLY
And that is how my fort is about to die.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Accepted Lore for how Engravers work
« on: January 21, 2011, 12:26:56 am »
Fortifications are a result of stone + berdpunch
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Accepted Lore for how Engravers work
« on: January 20, 2011, 11:51:34 pm »
I've always went with teeth. 
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: YOU ARE A PERSON MAN
« on: January 19, 2011, 10:45:02 am »
He appears to be a giant antman composed entirly of microcline. beware its deadly spittle!