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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Good End!
« on: October 27, 2011, 10:39:29 pm »
You abandoned a fortress because the fps dropped to 30?!  I don't think ive ever played this game at higher than 20 before 'o.O...20 is practically warp speed by my standards...

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still no update....i fear the worst...

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Sparring with Goblin audience?!
« on: October 26, 2011, 08:31:14 am »
I recently had a dwarf LATCH ONTO A DRAGONS TOOTH USING HIS UPPER THIGH.  Sounds like he speared his own leg in the dragon's mouth...

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How to lose a fortress
« on: October 26, 2011, 08:29:00 am »
Breed animals

Allow all animals to be adopted as pets

Wait 10 ish years.

???????

Hilarity

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Raised Archery Platform?
« on: October 26, 2011, 08:21:12 am »
maybe you could replace the magma with water, and instead of killing them use the water to flush them into a long pit. have a floodgate at the bottom of the pit to drain water that will get washed down there with the subjects. to make sure they die, have them fall on a grate about halfway down the pit :D.

if you're really good at dwarven !!SCIENCE!! you might find a way to pump the water from the pit back up into the faux-murderholes ready for re-deployment.

EDIT: cause im feeling dwarfy with my contribution at the moment, i'll suggest using it on kittens to test it.

oh and find a way to steal the equipment to melt down maybe as an improved version. hmmmmm

On the contrary, try NOT to kill them.  the pitted enemies will make for excelent targets for the execution archery squad.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your Coolest-Looking Artifacts?
« on: October 26, 2011, 05:17:44 am »
Updated information on my afore mentioned war hammer:

The Reward of Denomintations - An iron war hammer that menaces with spikes of Iron and Black Zircon.  It bears an image of a forgotten beast in Sunstone.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 26, 2011, 05:16:04 am »
I'm searching for a demonic palace so i can train my military on the undead down there

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Teh Doahwf Pantheon
« on: October 25, 2011, 07:43:17 pm »
I have a god of suicide, blight, murder, and death.  He is portrayed a decaying dwarf.

He's quite popular in my fortress....

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Favorite fortress and group names.
« on: October 25, 2011, 07:40:38 pm »
I have seen one that, i kid you not, is actually called Lovecraft. Wiped out after year two by a titan. Figures.

Lovecraft created Cthulhu....

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Sibrek the Peasant aka Dr. Badass.

The greatest hero that ever lived in the great fortress of Firstwound.  Upon arrival he was drafted into the military despite his old age.  Being the last recruit to join the army we naturally did not have a uniform ready for him.  Thus his first comabt mission had to be carried out without armor or weapon.  Due to a misscommunication among the squad, he had the missfortune of being engaged in one on one combat by a blind cave crocodile.  After biting off his left lower leg, the beast latched on to his right eye and shook him around by it.  He free himself by using his one remaining good leg to kick the foul beast so hard in the face that it lost one of it's teeth.  He then crawled to safety as his foe retreated further into the caverns.  The reptillian menace was later gunned down by my marksdwarves.

Several months later, Sibrek, now fully recovered after being honorably discharged from military service, proudly wears the scars of his past battles.  In his left hand he holds a mahogany crutch, his left cheeck bears a long straight scar and his mangled right eye bears a jagged, vertical scar.  After another one of my attempts to weaponize my recently captured dragon had failed, and the savage creature had once again escaped, Sibrek took it upon himself to take a stand.  While the other dwarves fled to safety Sibrek lured it into a corridor littered with cage traps.  In an attempt to slay the great dragon, Sibrek impales his right upper thigh onto on of the monster's fangs.  He then begins furiously pummeling the wyrm's visage with his fist and crutch.  Although the battle was brief, it was a fitting end for a great hero such as Sibrek.  Thanks to his sacrifice, we've managed to once again recapture the dragon, who's weaponization is still in progress.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Favorite fortress and group names.
« on: October 25, 2011, 08:43:53 am »
Favorite Fortress:

Firstwound - that's just an EPIC name for a fortress

Favorite Group:

The Goblins of Tinkeling Incest.  I kid you not. 

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your Coolest-Looking Artifacts?
« on: October 25, 2011, 08:42:46 am »
i'll try to get you the name of the artifacts if i can.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your Fortress Mindset?
« on: October 25, 2011, 05:06:46 am »
Teutonic Terror - Accept

The Theme song to my fortresses.  If you've never heard it, LOOK IT UP!!

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No request as of yet, but i figured i should let you know that scrubbedcreams is still going on...

Seriously? That's incredible!

Haha yea, it's not dead yet and there's still interest in it being played^^.  Btw I for one do have ONE request.  Round up that squad of lunatic we call a militia, discipline them, and turn them into a reliable, usable fighting force.  Trust me.  Turtling behind a line of traps for an entire turn is NOT fun.  Well...it's entertaining at first but come siege #3 it gets old.  I mean...seen one tigerman get chopped to bits, seen em all.  An open fight is much more exciting (and much quicker...)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Your Coolest-Looking Artifacts?
« on: October 24, 2011, 05:41:03 pm »
A marble floodgate with an image of the founding of the fortress carved in marble, and with spikes of marble.

An iron warhammer with spikes of iron and onyx.  Circled with bands of silk (i assume these are at the handle). 

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