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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 24, 2011, 09:25:13 pm »
I finally have a glacier fort up and running. It's haunted too. Lost some dogs to the ice wolves. And a cave gator came up and bit someone's head while they were sleeping. Luckily it's teeth were corked. Just a warning gator.

I got a bad feeling about this.

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General Discussion / Re: The Plagues Have Begun
« on: January 24, 2011, 07:00:15 pm »
I heard about that. It was in South Dakota and they were crapping in farmer's feed so they poisoned them. So only one case is closed.

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General Discussion / Re: Cannibalism
« on: January 24, 2011, 06:47:41 pm »
Quote from: Ancre on January 24, 2011, 05:03:31 pm
we don't believe eating somebody's heart will give us their courage

That's not true. It's obvious you get your foe's courage by eating their heart. It's well documented too!

And besides we may seem civilized now but it is very possible cannibalism will resurface.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Craziest Forgotten Beast
« on: January 24, 2011, 03:20:04 pm »
What I'm wondering is what the "knows and intones the names" means. Does this mean it knows everything?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« on: January 24, 2011, 03:17:46 pm »
Quote from: Os Q on January 24, 2011, 02:12:44 pm
XXXVI: Miners found not drinking shall be dealt with according to dwarven justice.

(aka the "Be Hammered or Be Hammered" rule)

Amendment: If a hammerer is not present, a cheesemaker will be given weaponry to dispose of the offender.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Craziest Forgotten Beast
« on: January 23, 2011, 10:38:49 pm »
I gotta give Toady credit. He made a program that could generate monsters much more sick than any horror movie maker.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« on: January 23, 2011, 10:36:29 pm »
Quote from: Trammelkey on January 23, 2011, 10:33:23 pm
Quote from: Urist is dead tome on January 23, 2011, 07:41:39 pm
XXXII: All dwarves have the right to a chair in times of grievance.
Amendment 1: No dwarf has the right to grievance.

Dwarves who air said grievances in a suggestion box will be beheaded. With a new suggestion box made from the complainer's head.

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General Discussion / Re: Cannibalism
« on: January 23, 2011, 10:34:53 pm »
Any form of Spongiform sucks frankly. One of my relative's had a form of Spongiform and it would like cause her to forget people's faces. It was real depressing.

Although I am much happier at the fact that something so important to me as heart eating has been sigged.

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General Discussion / Re: Cannibalism
« on: January 23, 2011, 08:29:46 pm »
Quote from: Shambling Zombie on January 23, 2011, 08:13:14 pm
I have a feeling starvation would eventually break all but the most strong-willed of people into resorting to extreme measures like cannibalism.

Although, if you are stuck on an island, lack of drinking water would probably kill you before you got that hungry.

You could kill a man for his blood to drink.

I would pretty much only eat a human for my own survival. I would kill another man for my own survival also, if not especially.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Woah.... I think I went too far.
« on: January 23, 2011, 08:29:15 pm »
I would like to make it know that I am not Jewish, a homosexual, handicapped, a Freemason, or anything that Hitler actively hated. I found this offensive because my grand father's homeland was near entirely burned by the Nazis as they were forced into Norway. I am not say Jews, a homosexuals, handicapped people or Freemasons aren't capable of defending themselves. I was saying it was in poor taste.

 I consider racial slurs to be in poor taste. Does that mean I think that people addressed by those slurs are unable to defend themselves?

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DF General Discussion / Re: This game needs a tag line
« on: January 23, 2011, 07:47:56 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: We're gonna need bigger picks.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Magma Carta; or, the Dwarven Constitution.
« on: January 23, 2011, 07:41:39 pm »
XXXII: All dwarves have the right to a chair in times of grievance.

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DF General Discussion / Craziest Forgotten Beast
« on: January 23, 2011, 01:46:48 pm »
Post your craziest Forgotten Beast here.

A giant cricket made of snow. I haven't gotten many Forgotten Beasts.

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General Discussion / Re: Cannibalism
« on: January 23, 2011, 12:23:03 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on January 23, 2011, 11:31:25 am
I'd like to eat my enemies' hearts, to steal their strenght. What sauce do you think would best go with it?

No sauce. I do it raw.

But anyways. You'd be surprised at how easy quality control is. You just need to go to the right places. If you want jerky got to a gym. If you hate yourself eat an emo. And so on and so forth.

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General Discussion / Re: Cannibalism
« on: January 23, 2011, 01:10:10 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 23, 2011, 01:07:25 am
In a survival situation, I might resort to such a thing, but I'm no murderer. They'd have to die of somthing else, and I'd have to be at the end of my rope food-wise.

In a survival situation it's way different. I would just go crazy and crack someone's skull open to feast on the goo inside.

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