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*RAGE*

Fucking mountain gnomes.
Damn my stupid super efficient fortress.
So efficient but yet so impossible to defend untill the walls are sealed.
I have 10 fucking gnomes running around my fortress interupting and punching my dwarves.
I have 13 dwarves. Its not even winter of the first year.

Woohoo, new embark, access to goblins and there currently a herd of elephants XD XD I want to capture them mehehee

Also my cat just slaughtered a hoarde of fluffy wamblers.
I looked at dwarf therapist and then when I clicked on DF there are 6 remains next to my cat XD

how about just play FD instead?

FD?

Take the EXOTIC tag out of the raws then you can train them normally.
Dungeon masters are still bugged I think?

starting a new fort
anyway to guarantee goblin civ's in the area?
 This would be my third fort running that's never seen a seige, I've been playing this a month or two and I want a siege ffs :L
untamed/sinister means elephants right? I kinda want those aswell

Dabbling miner.
wat? WAT?!
Seriously I have 50 dwarves and 2 legendary miners. I don't want to train more since I'll lose out on stone with them not getting one as they mine :/

I want to make a drowning traptime contraption for killing caravan's I don't like. Can I use water from a murky pool or will I need a constant source? ie. cavern pool since there are no rivers on my embark.
If so how do I make a basic pump stack up from the cavern water? And how do i protect it from the likes of pond grabbers

I saved it. Then attacked the dwarves.
Reloaded because they killed everything and each other after they killed the caravan guards.