March 6, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.12 has been released.
News: February 3, 2024: The February '24 Report is up.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
Forum Guidelines
!YFTF"FTFY".FTFY.FTFY!FTFY!Your MomHere's the way this game works: Every post corrects the one above it. Does everybody hate the Nazis? Good! This will beFTFY.
so
cool
Just remember... it has to end with "Your Mom".
Sorry, must have missed it. Or you edited it at some point Anyway(1)"If you like if so much why dont you live here instead... oh, thats right because I'm trapped here."
"No really, it's very atmospheric. Really feels like the house of death." Pause. "Well it would even if it weren't actually the house of death. Besides, must have some charm to it, you don't seem to mind."
Use(2)your rolling not only doesnt make you sane but causes more insanity.goldsand rolling skills to become sane again.
> challenge Death to the flip of a mint 2010 American quarter, heads I win, tails I lose, I flip it and it must land on a flat surface.Death accepts your game and it hits the ground and rolls on edge, coming to a stop still upright, Death slams her foot on the ground and it falls flat on tails.
Grab reese, use magic to copy him. and make copy say the words to make him switch places with the door.(3)you dont have the majic to copy people, (4)you make reese say the words instead, but he just dies.
>Follow TolyK's command(4)you follow them, you feel a swirling of elation and then nothing, death comes to you "Choose your game, ye mortal."
you sat down and failed pass your meaning.Sit down. "Hello. Lovely place you have."
I look for door number 1 and enter it, i will do that, i know i will.(4)you find door 1 but it appears to be about the size of a mouse door.
Use(2)your rolling not only doesnt make you sane but causes more insanity.goldsand rolling skills to become sane again.
Did Fighter ever find the Armor of Invincibility?"No." Death reaps you, you lost.
Darn, I was hoping you'd roll for me waiting and fail.You dont get rolls if you wait.
"Yeah, me again. Atlus is an ungrateful douchebag. I'm guessing I can't choose Homestuck trivia again, huh? How about trivia about Eight Bit Theatre?Death accepts your game and since you won last time you get to ask the first question.
Sit down. "Hello. Lovely place you have."(1)Death looks around at the cobwebs, dust, and age damage "I have a hard time believing that you mean that."
>wait for commandTolyK is offline...so wait you must.
Enter the domicile.(4)you enter and Death is appearently sitting in a very nice tall backed chair with a twin chain sitting nearby, she motions for you to take a seat.
Ungrateful douche. Time to meet up with death again.Death comes to you "Choose your-...oh you again so soon?"
