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Creative Projects / Re: Kinseti draws Pokemon and crap. (Pink Version)
« on: December 29, 2010, 05:24:10 pm »
That is because the makers of pokemon dont know shit about density/weight/evolution.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 05:20:42 pm »Turn Atlas into stone.(1)you try but end up turning yourself into stone, and get smashed a second later.
Knock on the door politely.(5)a voice from inside calls out to you "Your a bit early but come on in."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Mutation!
« on: December 29, 2010, 05:18:53 pm »
Pro:you can be any animal for any situation.
Con:you'll be called a furry.
You gain the ability to turn things into gold by touch.
Con:you'll be called a furry.
You gain the ability to turn things into gold by touch.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 05:14:58 pm »"I have an idea on how I can free you." Create giant stone arms to hold up the sky!(4)you make stone arms to hold the sky, (2) to repay you atlas desides he wants to crush you into dust.
FOLLOW THE DOOR TO WHERE IT HAS GONE.(6)You follow the door to where it has gone, it appears to have attached itself to somebodies house, the sign on the door reads "Death"
Become convinced that the gold is sand, make a sand castle.(1)You fail and lose your mind in this predicament of sand gold identifacation.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 05:00:00 pm »I choose... THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT CHESS EVENT!Death accepts and after aoe cheating on your king every turn you lose.
FORCE THE DOOR NUMBER 42 INTO EXISTENCE.(1) you force door 42 out of existance.
Inquire about how my hands now seem golden, and if Atlus would be willing to let me free him from having to hold up the sky.(5)"That would be what happens to mortals who touch the apples, eating one means death if you can manage to pick it, and unless you can hold up the sky I doubt you could free me."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:49:39 pm »Enter game.(3) you cant seem to find door 42.
Enter door 42.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:43:10 pm »Ask Atlus why touching the apples caused intense pain, while checking to see if the damn things hurt my hand.(5)"They hurt because only an immortal such as I can eat of the golden apples." (6)your hands are not hurt but they sure are golden.
Drown.(5)you drown quite quickly, Death comes to you "Choose your game, ye mortal."
Convince Morkeleb the gold is gold and not sand.(3)He's just not buying it.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:19:24 pm »Create lab with which to attempt artificial manufacturing of animals with which to make hot dogs.(2)Not only cant you find anything to make a lab but the ship has sunk with your Terraquarium onboard.
Grab and take a bite of one of the apples while saying, "That's gotta suck. Anything I can do to help you?"(3)you cant seem to touch the damn apples without intense pain, (2) your attempt to get information is instead turned to blistering screams as you fall out the tree.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:11:31 pm »Introduce self to the giant man, ask why he's holding up the sky.(4) "I am Atlas, and I am cursed to hold up the sky for my crimes."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:07:50 pm »Chaos realms are boring, leave and go through the door next to it.(5)you find the door and leave back into the room of doors, (4)you locate the nearest door which is numbered 11 and go in, you are in what appears to be a tree filled with golden apples a giant man stand by holding up what appears to be an actual peice of the sky.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 04:01:05 pm »Have a hot dog stand.(3) you cant seem to locate the nessesities for hot dogs on this sinking ship.
Explore this chaos realm, see if I can find any living beings.(3)you cant determine any way to navigate this place.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 03:58:19 pm »Using magic, the nature of which is morally questionable, focus all of the chaos of the realm into a small ball about an inch in diameter.(3)you were unable to use magic.
>Shake head to clear thoughts(1)you shake your head but that only reinforced the loss of control, you must obey.
Flood terrarium, make world's first terraquarium.(5)Terraquarium is a smashing success!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 03:48:10 pm »Start an aquarium.(1)You try to make an aquarium but end up with a terrarium.
Modify brain to be able to easily comprehend what this chaos realm, then grow eyes that won't melt.(3)you try to poke at your brain but your skull is just to much in the way, (6)you grow FUN stuff eyes studded with diamond lenses and encircled with muscles of cotton candy.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to die
« on: December 29, 2010, 03:23:28 pm »Get a jellyfish.(5)with your hulk like strength you got the biggest one possible.
>look TolyK(2)You cant see TolyK, (1)you try to say hello but what comes out is "What are your wishes my master?"
>tell TolyK hello
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Elfin Refugees - Picking Locks and Taking Names
« on: December 29, 2010, 03:17:23 pm »
Ok hows that then? Edited the above.