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Nothing major, right?



Now, for revenge!



We select Syria



And begin to ramp up our troop level.



Sure! Why not?





Ah, Iraq. Condemning everything, as long as it breathes and/or moves.



Ok, now I'm concerned. This cannot stand! We must defend Israel.

We select Israel (messily)




We ramp up our troop level to deter Iraq.





Poor Soviets



Let us see our grand budget!



Our growth should steadily erase our debt, so all is fine.



See? How could you hate those lovable Soviets? Oh, wait, World War 3, yeah.





I wonder what the global peace level is.



Sorry to those who didn't want to invade Syria, but it was a tie. Which means, grand leader comrade of the people, aka, AoD, does what he wants.




Why not?



We're almost ready to invade. Almost. I want to zerg rush them. Each death they cause will be paid back with 10 deaths of theirs.



'Eh, this is enough troops to take them down.



Do you hear that, comrades? I believe Israel is going to get strengthened economic ties with the US, maybe a military aid package.





Well, it looks like we're going to win this war.



GOOD GOD, LOOK AT THAT DAMAGE.



Their damage catches up with ours. Phew.



Yeah, I know we want popularity. But we want revenge more.



We're winning!



That is a lot of economic damage for us



Ok, the popularity drops aren't going to get better. But do you really want COMMUNIST Syria to win?



Perfect



Syria will surrender before this month is finished, if my calculations are correct.



More of our popularity goes down.



No, we're not pulling out of Syria, this is just to show you the popularity drop.



Note: They do not



Surrender!



YOU WILL SURRENDER OR WE WILL BREAK OUT THE NUKES.



That worked.

Wait... The Soviet Union, frequent starter of WW3, sometimes WW4, only CONDEMNS Iraq? Dafuq?





Why can't you guys be pea- Wait, no. DON'T BE PEACEFUL TO EACHOTHER. PLEASE DON'T.







Some Middle Eastern country crashes a plane into us!





WE MUST INVADE! Wait, that caused the Great Syrian Nuclear War, some time in the second or third game...

Ok, I believe there may be a fault in the AI. The Soviet Union is a restrictive police state, it says so in the filters. Why are they the most peaceful country ingame?



If they managed to do this, I'd smile.





Everyone wants the Soviets to stop spending so much on nuclear crap. I don't blame them. It's like the game realised that the Soviets always start WW3



Although, they don't exactly seem like they're ruled by a Stalin clone with schizophrenia this time.



Our popularity begins to drop. I enter the war room to find out why



Well, fuck you game! I'll install a new government where I want!





Peace drops in the Middle East.



...



Why, Poland? What did they ever do to you?





Now THIS is concerning.