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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: January 13, 2011, 09:33:46 am »OH GOD OH GODHaha, holy shit. How can you even have militia untrained when you've already triggered sieges?
So a dozen elfs show up riding giant jaguars. No problem, the trap gauntlet will take care of that.
Then a dozen more show up on giant leopards. Hm. How many traps have I got in that trap gauntlet?
Then a dozen MORE show up on giant jaguars. Uh. This might be a problem. I've only just started building Tinwonders a danger room, so my military right now is a bunch of people who do parades in the hall-
Then a dozen MORE show up on giant leopards. Oh shi-...
And then the goblins arrived.
Needless to say the elves are no longer quite a problem, but the goblins pretty much finished off my "military" in the process. Cue tantrum spiral! Dwarf Fortress, putting the "FUUUUUUUU-" back in "FUN!"
Okay, I have an elite wrestler who's legendary fighter and wrestler because he wrestled an ogre, but still.

is much cooler.
) a catapult launches should make very short work of the Goblin it's hit.