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Did you guys know if you jump on the pyramid of crates on the Armory Balcony in Sector 3-2 and go left, you can get to a glitched-out unfinished arena?

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Teddy Roosevelt calls in the Rough Riders! (1) He accidentally summons Manny Pacquiao!



Pacquiao attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (6 vs. 6) He goes for some jabs, but Teddy judo-blocks all of them!

Gordon Freeman pushes through with shear will! (1) The pain is to great, and he spasms.

Twilight Sparkle sends Pure Energy to attack Soulja Soldier #2! (1 vs. 6) He charges Soulja Soldier #2, but the Soldier grabs him up (4 vs. 6) and Pure Energy wiggles out of his hands, barely missing getting pistol-whipped!

Twilight Sparkle shoots Soulja Brute with fire! (2 vs. 1) She lights him on fire, and he screams, and rolls around on the ground until the flame is extinguished. Twilight then heals her friends, but all the magic is taking up her energy. She heals Altair (3) and stops the bleeding, but he still has a hole in his neck. Then she heals Teddy Roosevelt, (1 vs. 1) but something goes wrong and she accidentally makes some of his arteries explode. Uh oh. She focuses on Gordon Freeman (4-1) and manages lessen his pain.

Rainbow Dash pulls out a Pet Parasprite, who joins the fight! She tells her pet to eat the RPG, and then eat the Soulja crew's weapon. It nods and flies down to Soulja Blouja. It goes to eat his RPG, but he bats the Parasprite away, (4 vs. 2) and stomps it into the ground! Pet Parasprite has died! (Those things aren't particular strong unless they have multiplied.)

RZA and Super Knight attack Soulja Officer! (1 vs. 3) Soulja Officer sees this coming, (5 vs. 1) and slams his Baton into RZA's crotch, crippling him!

Altair pulls out his Shortsword to attack Soulja Soulja. (1 vs. 1) He trips on the way there and falls on his face.

Pinkie Pie removes her shrapnel and launches it at Soulja Scout! (2 vs. 4) He dodges, (6 vs. 3) and smashes her in the side! She hears a couple ribs break!


Soulja Soldier attacks Altair again! (5 vs. 4) He shoots Altair in the left ankle!

Soulja Soldier #2 attacks Pure Energy! (6 vs. 1) He shoots Pure energy in the head three times!
Pure Energy falls over and evaporates!

Soulja Scout attacks Pinkie Pie! (3 vs. 3) Before he attacks again, she throws a large batch of balloons in his face, distracting him!

Soulja Gunna' shoots at Gordon Freeman! (5 vs. 2) Gordon gets hit in the Left Shoulder!

Soulja Brute roars and attacks Teddy Roosevelt! (4 vs. 5) He swipes with his Chainsaw, but Teddy (2 vs. 3) falls onto the ground, causing the attack to miss!

Soulja Psycho attacks Manny Pacquiao! (6 vs. 2) He comes up from behind and slices Manny on the lower spine with his Machete!

Soulja Officer attacks Super Knight! (6 vs. 2) He runs up to Super Knight, does a dramatic long jump, and smashes the Knight across the head with his Baton! Super Knight roars and falls back, unconscious!

Soulja Boulja loads a rocket into his RPG.


Soulja Boi looks at the Storm Cloud. "Muttafuckinwetherb2crayzuhereyah?" He shoots at it! (2 vs. 4) He misses. (3 vs. 6) Storm Cloud thunders angrily.





Soulja Boi
Mood: MUTTA FUKIN WETHER STROM CLOUD SHT
Health: I'm so Fresh


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......Why is the RNG so angry at you guys?





Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle

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Manny Pacqcaio
Items:
Health: Sliced Lower Spine





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King Tut

Twilight Sparkle commands Pure Energy to attack anyone he sees. He attacks Soulja Soldier #2! (3 vs. 1) He charges Soulja Soldier #2 and Axe-slices his Left Hip!
Twilight Sparkle shoots lightening at Soulja Brute (5 vs. 2) She strikes him in the chest, and the Brute recoils!

Gordon Freeman tosses a grenade at Soulja Boulja! It's a long shot. (-1 due to distance, 1-1 vs. 3) He drops it and explodes on himself! He is incapacitated and bleeding seriously from the legs!

Teddy Roosevelt pulls out his Pistol-Knife combat and goes to work. He shoots Soulja Brute with the pistol, (1 vs. 1) but misfires! He takes his knife and stabs at Soulja Psycho, (3 vs. 6) but the Psycho dodges (3 vs. 5) and Teddy barley avoids getting sliced by his Machete!

Rainbow Dash summons up a storm-cloud and takes cover! (2) Storm Cloud has joined the battle! The storm-cloud is wild, and will shoot anyone regardless of their side!
Storm Cloud shoots at Soulja Boulja. (1 vs. 4) Soulja Boulja crawls under a rock to avoid lightning, (4 vs. 5) and whimpers.

RZA continues to attack Soulja Officer and calls over Super Knight! (1 vs. 4) The officers dodges RZA's martial arts, (3 vs. 4) but can't counter-attack.
Super Knight attacks the Soulja Officer, (6 vs. 3) and the Knight tackles him from behind, tossing and stunning him!

Altair activates eagle vision and tosses knives at Soulja Brute! (5 vs. 2) He throws three, and two of them connect, one in the Brute's left arm, and one in his torso!

Pinkie Pie attempts to go improv-doctor on herself. (2) She doesn't fix anything!


Soulja Soldier shoots more at Altair. (5 vs. 1) He shoots the Assassin in the neck, causing extreme bleeding!

Soulja Soldier #2 shoots Super Knight! (5 vs. 2) He lands a hit on the Knight's sternum!

Soulja Scout attacks Pinkie Pie! (5 vs. 4) He smashes her Left Flank, breaking a bone!

Soulja Gunna' shoots at Pure Energy! (2 vs. 5) As he brings his machine gun up, Pure Energy runs up (2 vs. 6) and swings at him, but the Gunner dodges!

Soulja Brute takes a knife to the arm and to the chest in addition to a bolt, making it harder for him to wield his chainsaw and enraging him! He attacks Teddy Roosevelt, (4-1 vs. 1) and slices off pieces of Teddy's Left Hand!

Soulja Psycho sees that Teddy Roosevelt is vulnerable and charges him! (4 vs. 5) He slices at Teddy, but the Former President parries with his Pistol, (2 vs. 4) and the Psycho almost gets shot!

Soulja Officer tries to reorient himself after being slammed. (3) "Who's there?!" He blindly swings his Baton.

Soulja Boulja attempts to unjam his RPG. (5) He does so, and points it at the Storm Cloud. (2 vs. 1) He fires a rocket and it explodes near the Storm Cloud, knocking away some of it's moisture!



Soulja Boi makes an announcement. "I'mmagetsometingetyah." He summons an item. (3) It's a handgun. "Yah!"


 





Soulja Boi
Mood: BLIPPITY BAH SIPPITY SHAH
Health: I'm so Fresh






Health: Shot Shoulder, Cut Ankle

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Alexandra spent most of the time in the carriage sleeping. As others started exiting the automobile, the disturbances caused her to stir. "....wah.....who....Kwaaaaa~" She moaned as she stretched and sat up.  Poking her head out, she looks around the castle with curiosity. Alexandra tumbles out, gracefully regaining her footing. She turns to the Chaffer. "Hi."

Get statuettes to follow me, head back and clump all the rocks together into a sentient rock-being.

Soon. I'm busy with schoolwork most of the time but I'm edging in a piece here and there.

Cool. And I definitely know how you feel.