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DF General Discussion / Re: Is it me or...
« on: May 02, 2011, 10:01:02 pm »
Offtopic much guys?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are Douchebag!
« on: May 02, 2011, 09:22:10 pm »also, HI GUYS!!!!Buy your bro a drink, and call him mentally challenged. Explain to the girl what great of a person you are to be a friend to a person such as him, and try to come off as nice and caring.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Be the king of something something!
« on: May 02, 2011, 09:15:19 pm »
*grabs magical reserves stick*
RESERVED!
Edit:Also, maybe a table with a random dice roll for certain events? So there is no cheating or favoring certain people? Oh and I guess I'll post my kingdom too!
King Devling
Kingdom of Sceence
The people are short and stocky, with great facial hair.
I focus on the creative side of people.
Based around if you can think it you can do it.
Science is the main focus of everybody, as is education.
The econimy is based on trade with other nations and the clever manipulation of the sciences to make work easy.
They employ !!SCEINCE!! when dealing with military.
The army is made of engineers and such.
The leader (ME) is sustained by any means necessary, extending my life to the point of nigh imortalitly, however if I do die the society will collapse completely.
My people believe in the human power of mind over body.
Everybody works and lives with no pay, thus economy is stable as nobody asks questions. Works a lot like dwarf fortress before all the nobles get greedy with money.
Any crime carry's the death penalty. The crime rate is 0%, because anybody who commits a crime dies.
General geography of the region is forests and rolling hills. The west is high and steep mountains.
The colors of the nation are puke green, neon yellow, and dull brown.
RESERVED!
Edit:Also, maybe a table with a random dice roll for certain events? So there is no cheating or favoring certain people? Oh and I guess I'll post my kingdom too!
King Devling
Kingdom of Sceence
The people are short and stocky, with great facial hair.
I focus on the creative side of people.
Based around if you can think it you can do it.
Science is the main focus of everybody, as is education.
The econimy is based on trade with other nations and the clever manipulation of the sciences to make work easy.
They employ !!SCEINCE!! when dealing with military.
The army is made of engineers and such.
The leader (ME) is sustained by any means necessary, extending my life to the point of nigh imortalitly, however if I do die the society will collapse completely.
My people believe in the human power of mind over body.
Everybody works and lives with no pay, thus economy is stable as nobody asks questions. Works a lot like dwarf fortress before all the nobles get greedy with money.
Any crime carry's the death penalty. The crime rate is 0%, because anybody who commits a crime dies.
General geography of the region is forests and rolling hills. The west is high and steep mountains.
The colors of the nation are puke green, neon yellow, and dull brown.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: May 02, 2011, 09:13:06 pm »
That's a nice base you got there. It would be a sssssshame if something happened to it. ZERG RUSH!
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: HOW DO I SHOOT!
« on: April 30, 2011, 10:30:14 pm »
Um.. Ok...
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Why do you play adventurer mode?
« on: April 29, 2011, 08:21:58 pm »I was a very casual fan of adventure mode until one adverurer who managed to enter a demonic fortress. He fought his way through the skeletons and zombies only to come across an adamantine longsword and the longsword sang out begged to be taken by me to be used to slaughter and to kill and spread plague and disease and entropy across all lands and across all species when i took the sword the portal opened and i stepped into hell itself fought my way down many floors and killed everything i found then when all was dead i left but the character was permanately altered he remained alive but was aflicted with a constant rot across all his body but gained effective immortality due to these mutations everywhere he went the plagues spread he would walk inside a building go off to the next town and slaughter them all as the sword told him when he returned to the town everyone was afflicted bleeding everying spreading the disease through pus. as he went on more and more of the world became afflicted or died rotten to nothing even the bone turning into yet more pus. and eventually the sword told him to stop in the capital of the most powerful civilization in the world and declared himself king in the name of the desecated corpse that was the world and after becoming fully a daemon crowned himself king of this new daemon world in the name of Grandfather Nurgal.luverly.
other than the obvious fabrications like the sword talking is all true everything in this story actually happened in game I modded it so that he was king of that civ and made a him an underworld creature. I love adventure mode because you can do stuff like this oh and that disease i mentioned could be survived with above average disease resistance but caused rotting on every sing body part including bones, its last symptom was dizziness which for some reason never whent away but never really hindered me.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Fan art competition! *Moving sound*
« on: April 29, 2011, 08:09:43 pm »
It's been a while since this has been a competition, AMIRITEORAMIRITE?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Fortress is soo realistic...
« on: April 28, 2011, 06:13:00 pm »Zombie third left toe.Urist McDerpface cancels kill zombie: interupted by zombie third left toe "the rotting sphere"
Thirty seven reported kills !
Urist McDerpface died of laughing.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: April 28, 2011, 06:08:52 pm »
He would go into a fell mood and become mayor and order a dining room, THEN die and rot in there.
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive on earth?
WWUD if he was the last dwarf alive on earth?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure succession game?
« on: April 28, 2011, 06:06:47 pm »
Hmmm... So, they would have a goal and have to train (eye of the tiger style) to become stronger to kill the beast? Maybe each player gets, say, 10 adventurers to try to kill the monster so random wolf deaths are negated?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: HOW DO I SHOOT!
« on: April 28, 2011, 06:03:28 pm »You need to have a gun in your hand and a quiver on your body (worn), and bullets in the quiver.So, I need to have one hand with a gun and one hand free with nothing in it?
Make sure you have a free hand to shoot.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: April 27, 2011, 06:42:58 pm »
Stroke her magnifecent beard.
WWUD if all the kittens were killed in a magma accident and he was the bucther?
WWUD if all the kittens were killed in a magma accident and he was the bucther?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: April 27, 2011, 06:39:53 pm »I've only played a small time, so not many facepalm moments. But, when i saw my first snatcher. I pressed V and changed ALL my units into military to fend off thesiegeAlone Unarmed Old Goblin.
HERP A DERP?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure mode, where BLANK
« on: April 27, 2011, 06:37:21 pm »
Adventure mode, where corpses are more profit able then clothes, weapons, shields, masterwork items, and admantite put together.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Is it me or...
« on: April 27, 2011, 06:30:34 pm »Look it up on the mod forum bro....Elaborate, please.pony mod?There's a My Little Pony Mod.