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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: epic forgotten beasts
« on: May 17, 2011, 09:11:51 pm »
All the megabeasts.
Aaaaaaaall of theeeeeeeem.
Aaaaaaaall of theeeeeeeem.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« on: May 17, 2011, 09:06:29 pm »This is a platinum statue of Karnewarrior. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of yellow diamond. It is decorated with hanging rings of aluminum. It bears an image of Karnewarrior and some dwarfs in adamantium. Karnewarrior is striking a victorious pose. The dwarfs are groveling in worship.Pyramid fixed. Continue responding.Urist McToady detects a quote pyramid!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Urist McToady has gone into a martial trance.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What other "Secrets" would you like to see?
« on: May 17, 2011, 09:04:17 pm »
Yeah, but Toady has this thing against gunpowder, iirc.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« on: May 17, 2011, 08:26:02 pm »Urist McToady detects a quote pyramid!Urist McCrazyCatLad strikes Urist McBatman in the head with the !!Wooden Cattoy!! Fracturing the skull!Urist McBatman: My parents are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!Urist McCrazyCatLad: MY KITTEHS!Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?""Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"
"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."
"Toad-what? What game?"
"What?"
"...Want to get a drink?"
"Sure."
meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in
Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"
edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"
Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
Urist McCrazyCatLad is tantruming.
Urist McBatman is tantruming.
Urist McBatman and is unconscious.
Urist McToady has gone into a martial trance.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« on: May 17, 2011, 08:22:34 pm »Urist McBatman: My parents are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!Urist McCrazyCatLad: MY KITTEHS!Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?""Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"
"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."
"Toad-what? What game?"
"What?"
"...Want to get a drink?"
"Sure."
meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in
Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"
edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"
Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
Urist McCrazyCatLad is tantruming.
Urist McBatman is tantruming.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I'm gonna be honest here
« on: May 17, 2011, 07:58:42 pm »
You're new here, aren't you? This caused a huge uproar back when this version was actually new. MNow, this is Dwarf Fortress. Get used to the scarcity or play an older version.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Glaciers and magma
« on: May 17, 2011, 06:07:12 pm »
I remember some guy with a volcano in a freezing biome dying a FPS death. FPS was at 4 due to endless thawing/freezing. So, take care.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Night creatures just got a WHOLE lot worse
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:48:51 pm »
Can I make the dead skin/whatever my minions?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Draw your adventures
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:48:29 pm »"Tallywhacker, who should I talk to about the fact that you are sapient?"I don't know, why don't you ask your tallywhacker?If your tallywhacker has a brain, what should you see?If your tallywhacker looks like that, go see a doctor.I was making a penis joke.I was about to say, "Man, he must be really mad at that Bronze Colossus!"You should know that bronze colossi don't have brains or any of that "organic" crap. That would make them vulnerable.
"I would recommend a meeting between me and your palm, good sir."
"My hand is sapient too?"
"No, that's just my thinking spot."
Ignoring the combobreaker, Rosie Palms/Palmela Handerson is indeed sapient.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Night creatures just got a WHOLE lot worse
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:44:34 pm »
And the other 1% giving you his powers?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Why can the PC control doors?
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:32:58 pm »
Made a thread for the logic thing, can we get back on topic? And it's because we're a ghost of a dorf with telepathic/telekinetic abilities. Sadly they make the dorfs we control retarded and forces them to drink booze to live.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« on: May 16, 2011, 09:32:01 pm »I stopped when I realized that soap can hold up an indefinite mass. In the magma sea.Because otherwise you are dealing with the problem of, how the heck does a bunny rabbit open a big granite door anyhow?You have problems with that?
I stopped worrying about Real World Logic when I discovered a monarch butterfly's corpse could wedge a door open.
So yeah. Post that moment. Mine was when I realized that you can make menacing spikes of ANYTHING, including yarn.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« on: May 16, 2011, 08:51:26 pm »
Necro, why bother asking? Just call Friend Computer.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: masterwork!
« on: May 15, 2011, 08:10:28 pm »
Vattic, it's a rock ring.