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WHOOO!!! The Ogres missed the Forgotten Beast, but the FB is now getting it's ass whooped by a wrestler militia with no armor!

The Ogre didn't even make it to the drop, lucky I backed up the save.

I have no need for food. I have two legendary fisherdwarf and two legendary fish cleaners, I have over 700 fish for a twenty something people fort.

I can't really drop them, I managed to find a natural waterfall  and built my fort next to it, and if I drop them down there they just swim back up, just like the chicken I dropped earlier.

I am !!SPECIAL!!

Gatizobok, "The Fondled Pillar", a native gold mechanisms

This is a native gold mechanisms. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with native gold, decorated with yak leather, and encircled with bands of native gold. This object menaces with spikes of native gold.

Weight: 386

Basic Value: 217200

Not bad for my first artifact in this fort, and I'm very early into the game. It's either late winter or early spring - I don't remember. The name is fitting, since the dwarf who made it is named after an old college friend of mine who was well known for being a bit randy.

Edit: Also, badgers. Very angry badgers. Regular ones, badger men, and giant  badgers. They keep swarming over the map and attacking anything out in the open. No injuries yet, and two smaller badgers were killed by a miner and a horse.

'The Fondled Pillar'? You have got to be kidding me. I thought the 'Cave of Anus' I got was bad.

What shows are these?

My modded game with needless automatons has failed. I focused too much on my magma forges and I did not see a point from which the magma froreached volcano outside could get in. 'Robot' dwarves can still feel pain.