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Quote from: Gatleos on February 19, 2011, 08:00:49 pm

Watching that video all the way through is the second to last boss of the internet.

This is the sub boss that taunts you before the windows ad.

That guy creeps the hell out of me. But I love the video, for nostalgia and simply how awful it is.

Quote from: Stone Wera on February 19, 2011, 07:47:24 pm

Quote from: Girlinhat on February 19, 2011, 07:29:19 pm

Dogs don't stop, they'll kill the goblin.

An equipped Goblin will be a match enough for a wardog. You'll lose some dogs, but they're easily replaceable.

You can disarm a prisoner if there in a cage, you know

Why not just have a the room under a retractable bridge? No need for cages then. Much faster, as well.

I... I think if I had watched that for another second my brain would have eaten itself.

Go to a bar and have a nice cool drink.

So a sectoid walks into a bar...

That couldn't have been a hallucination. With your history of mental health? No, see if you have clearance enough to materialize a concealable weapon. Go back to the spawning center and hunt down the abomination, it's time to finish the job.

It's neither. Some people are so ignorant.

I know it isn't, I've just always thought of it as that.

Quote from: UristMcDwarf on February 19, 2011, 12:41:04 pm

Quote from: Rumrusher on February 19, 2011, 12:04:05 am

slap on egg laying on humans and dump my adventuress on a abandon fort just to get this.

now from what I learn these eggs will never hatch due to some stupid relationship blocker still preventing childbirth or so I heard. well at least she can throw those now.

WAIT! throwing your own children??!

epppic

Since they're not fertilized, it's more like throwing your periods.

Is that supposed to be better or worse? Becuase I'd rather be hit with a thrown baby than a glob of flying menstrual blood... It sounds kind of wierd when I say that out loud.

I didn't do much as myself. I made sure to be as reckless and psychotic as possible (this is the you challenge after all). I was tasked with killing a creature of the night husband. I found my way into his lair and threw my sword at him, hitting him in the chest and tearing the muscle. I grabbed him by the throat and strangled him, grabbing my blade after he had passed out and jamming it through his skull. Then it was on to a bandit camp! I was not only prepared for my death, I was looking forward to it. The first bandit I laid eyes on was skewered by my thrown blade, she rushed me, I grabbed her spear, yanking it from her grasp and stabbing her in the throat. I went onto the next rogue, leaving her to bleed to death. On my way I grabbed a shield, blocking the archer's arrows as I charged him. I neared and bashed him in the head with my shield, knocking him over. I gained his quiver, beating him with it until he was so battered that he couldn't hold it any more. I grabbed his bow and shot him in the head, the first shot didn't kill him, but the second to the heart did. Then the boss stood before me, letting loose entire volleys of arrows. I managed to either dodge or block most of them, but one found it's way into my chest, tearing my lung. I realized that I had already lost, and ran towards her, throwing my bow, quiver, shield, and armor at her. She ended up with battered legs and a fractured skull, but managed to hit me in the head, downing me.

Better than some of the other adventures I've had.