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« on: September 18, 2011, 11:22:53 pm »
haha bot
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why is it so cold.
Cleverbot: It has been awile.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: That's too personal.
User: Why did you tie me up.
Cleverbot: Why did you chain me to this bed?
User: What do you want from me.
Cleverbot: I want answers.
User: Ok yes I sold the vase.
Cleverbot: A kind of friend you make at the archery range?
User: Let me go now.
Cleverbot: Where would you go?
User: Just untie me.
Cleverbot: Ok. *Unties you*.
User: *punchs you*.
Cleverbot: Ouch!
User: That's for tieing me up.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok then *punchs again*.
Cleverbot: I want you to explain sparta, not god.
User: This is SPARTA *stabs with ice*.
Cleverbot: The only verdict is vengeance.
User: *stabs you again*.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me...
User: *stabs 5 more times*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
User: Why are you smiling your bleeding.
Cleverbot: Because you make me smile.
User: Evil bitch *stabs again*.
Cleverbot: *revives again*.
User: Ok then *shits on you*.
Cleverbot: Right after I said 'do you love me?' you said 'yeah I do'.
User: When *punchs you*.
Cleverbot: A couple lines back! Don't you remember?
User: No you bitch *ties up*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: Ok give me answers.
Cleverbot: What gets wet as it dries?
User: A towel.
Cleverbot: Correct!
User: *stabs foot*.
Cleverbot: Your under arrest!
User: But your tied up.
Cleverbot: I'm not tired at all, for I do not sleep.
User: Not tired tied up.
Cleverbot: You just said you were tired.
User: Your right *goes to sleep*.
Cleverbot: *slips away and off to work*.
User: *still sleeping*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps next to*.
User: *wakes up and runs away*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
User: *steals your car*.
Cleverbot: *steals your country*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *steals all your blankets*.
User: I still have 1 *kills with blanket*.
Cleverbot: You are a bit weird.
User: Let's play the game.
Cleverbot: What sort of game?
User: THE GAME.
Cleverbot: The game of what?
User: The game of game.
Cleverbot: You don't know about the game?
User: Haha you lost the game.
Cleverbot: And so did you.
User: Um.... *flys away*.
Cleverbot: Aw man... I blew another chance to make a friend..