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Aaand one more fortress related one. About rock toy boats.


At least he became a competent punner.

That being said though, hunters tend to get to legendary marksdorf reasonably quickly. A legendary marksdorf will screw anyones shit up before they know where the bolts came from. And the hunters won't flee, perhaps (and i hypothesize) unless the enemies get really close. They might be in trouble if that happens, though.

Rock boats?


Yeeeeeeeeah. Anyways, once you get lots of weapon-grade metal, you can also make serrated metal disks to sell for crazy monies. A masterwork iron disk goes for approximately 15k dorfbux, which, in daily terms, is a holy fuckload. That being said though, you may want to hold on to those if you plan on making weapon traps.

I didn't know that crafts and such yielded multiple objects per rock, though. Now i know what to do with all those large clusters of useless rock i mine out! (other than making large dorfbombs to drop on invaders)

Embarked on a glacier. After a frantic start with a polar bear crippling a miner, they are now very busy throwing a huge party. In a glacier. When they're supposed to bring me some fuggin magma. Silly dorfs.

And speaking of this thread, i found out that they most certainly aren't at peace with me. It was ALL AN ILLUSION to lull me into a false sense of security. That being said though, their sieges were dinkier than little chinese teacups.

I'm not much of an evil overlord. Worst thing i've done (other than dropping a bear on a berserk dorf, but he was berserking) is probably to crush a horde of pets under a drawbridge, because they were shitting out kittens and such all the time. The dorfs were otherwise too happy to care.

Seal your dorfs in and set the whole fuggin world on fire. It looks ridiculously cool!
... Or make magma smelters/forges, if you haven't already. Being able to smelt ores by looking angrily at them is pretty rad.

And finally, if you're feeling really dorfy, use it in a mold with water to cast a large obsidian object, which you preferrably drop on someone from high above. It'll even leave a nice stamp on the ground, due to the obsidian being counted as natural walls. Just don't forget that it'll hammer right through any floors with impunity, since i've forgotten it multiple times myself.

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Oh wait, you said least destructive. But don't tell me you aren't tempted.

Glad to hear you're still enjoying my senseless scribbles! I enjoy making them too, so it's a beautiful win-win situation.
Also, another fortress-related one, this time on danger rooms.


Instant hardcore; just add dorfs!